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How to Use Escorts- I

I have been thinking about posting this series of articles for some time. So here is the first one..

Before we get into the how of using escorts, let me start with what you should avoid if you choose to use escorts.

1. Avoid streetwalkers! No exceptions… Streetwalkers are among the most desperate and screwed up women you will have the misfortune to meet.They are very likely to provide a suboptimal experience, try to scam you and might have serious untreated STDs. Moreover “law” enforcement likes to setup sting operations that involve streetwalkers at a much higher rate than for any other type of paid sex.

2. Avoid white escorts born in north-american countries. If you must, check out their reviews and show them the door at the first sign of significant ‘attitude’. You are paying, not her. Women from non-anglosphere countries are often much more professional and nicer than anglo-descent escorts. Escorts of east-european and south-american descent are the best.. the fond memories.

3. With regards to black escorts, caribbean born escorts have infinitely better attitudes than native-born ones. Black escorts (non native born) are great in bed, are often slender or curvy as opposed to fat, have good technique and often have a nice attitude. Once again, I have many good memories of such encounters.

4. East-asian women are not to my liking but often are very competent professionals. Steer away from native-born escorts in this group. Many half-asian escorts are very pretty, feminine and exotic looking. Once again, I have enjoyed half-asian escorts.

5. Use a reasonably well established agency, check local escort review boards and do your homework. I cannot stress this enough. Craiglist is a big hit-and-miss. Do some research on the local escort scene before diving in.. google and bing are your best entry point into this world. Beware of shill reviews and bait-and-switches.

6. Get a pay-and-talk cell phone for all escort related business. Escorts that demand a lot more personal info are not worth it.

7. If you are going to an incall, carry only enough money to pay for the encounter, a possible tip and the cab ride home. If you have to drive to the incall, always park some distance away from the location. Outcalls are best done in hotels.. you will be surprised how many “good” hotels will rent you a room for a few hours if you phrase your request differently.

8. If you live in a “law and order” infested part of north america, you might consider moving to more reasonable jurisdictions. Short vacations to mexico, canada, the caribbean, europe, south america is another great option. A plane ticket to many of these places costs less than your alimony/ child support check. If you use escorts in other countries, please do your research and do not try to find the cheapest ones. It is not worth it!

9. Remember that YOU are the customer. It is YOU who control the encounter. She is their to fulfill YOUR fantasies. Her pleasure does not matter nor is she is ever going to love you (rather like every other woman you have ever been with).. her feelings are material only to the extent of her performing the tasks at hand (or mouth, vagina etc).

10. If you feel that a particular person, situation or encounter is sketchy or feeling odd, trust your spidey senses and walk out. You can always buy another encounter, one hot escort is a lot like another hot escort. No woman is unique.

The next post in this series is now up: How to Use Escorts- II

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  1. rightsaidfred
    December 26, 2009 at 7:05 am | #1

    trust your spidey senses

    My spider sense is so bad that I am constantly socio-economically sodomized every time I leave the house. I’m sure that if I flew to South America for an escort I would wake up in a bathtub full of ice.
    _____
    If you travel to exotic places for sampling escorts, remember to research the local scene. As long as you are not trying to be too cheap, many organisations and establishments in such countries can provide a good experience. They want return customers and good word-of-mouth advertising.

    But as I said, do your homework, be skeptical and willing to spell out precisely what you want.

  2. Knee
    July 12, 2012 at 5:22 am | #2

    “law and order” infested part of north america- What are some examples and how do you find out if you are in such a place?

    Will write about that topic within the next few days.

    • March 20, 2014 at 1:25 pm | #3

      From what I’m hearing so far… FL, GA and parts of OH.

  3. kneehow
    September 9, 2012 at 11:35 pm | #4

    What happens if you don’t use a pay and talk cellphone?

    Well, in most cases there is no difference. It just protects you from the few shady characters you might meet.

    • knee
      September 28, 2012 at 9:25 am | #5

      So I’ve started researching them, and it is just like such a mountain of info and a ton of websites/agencies that I have no idea are sketchy or not. You said if you’re new your best bet, is an established agency so I am starting a spreadsheet on agencies and it’s just like…

      There has to be some ways to sift through things more efficiently or be able to cross reference in a more organized matter. What are your thoughts?

  4. rue
    October 30, 2012 at 1:22 pm | #6

    Daaaaammmn. Somebody got their heart torn to shreds..

    • I Broke Free
      January 29, 2014 at 3:38 pm | #7

      Most mongers will have that as an element in their back story. Makes banging an escort who looks just like an old crush even sweeter!

  5. Sophia
    April 14, 2013 at 8:57 pm | #8

    You are the lowest of the low when it comes to a male user of escorts, from what I can gather.. This is only from reading the first instalment of your your oh so witty how to on working girls, I’m quite perceptive though and I must say from what I can gather you are a slimy, sleazy, ignorant cunt. I am a working girl and if I ever happened to knock at your door, (or should I say the hotel you have snuck off to, because your own abode would most likely cause offence to even the trashiest escort) then I would grit my teeth until I went down on you.. At which point, trust me I would love relish in making sure you never slept with another escort.. Or female for that matter.

    And this is why the extinction of anglo-saxon women such as yourself would be very desirable. There is a very good reason why men prefer escorts born in countries where women are not fucked up in the head. On the bright side, someone with your personality and lack of looks is going to have a fun life.

    I think you really need to consider your reasons for using escorts and actually work out if there’s any morality in the way you view the experience. How dare you say that YOU control the experience and the girls feeling DO NOT matter.. I guarantee if you voiced that opinion whilst with an escort she would leave and make damn sure she still had your money too. A man with an obvious respect for women is a huge turn on for any girl, you do not have this apparently. It is all up to the girl.. A strong minded escort is always remembering this. Anything that happens in that time is up to the girl. You are paying for a girls company..it’s how agencies keep it legal.. And for  you to admit to any form of UK law enforcement that you intended to pay for sex, you would in fact be the one in the wrong.  Being a working girl is mentally draining and can be exhausting (I will admit some working girls I have come across have no care for themselves, form mental emotional blocks, morph into cold personalities due to the nature of the work or don’t have morals strong enough to give what they are doing a second thought, but not all) your ignorance goes as far as only thinking of the experience when you’re in it, but for the girl, she may have been in that situation many times already that night. If you think of an escort only as a tool that is obliged to make you come then you will never experience the best side of being with an escort, where a girl is happy to be fully sexually open AND try to meet your desires as best she can with you despite the unusual circumstance. This normally stems from respect from YOU. which evidently you do not possess. You may think you have had great times with girls but if you portray what you have here, I promise you she was counting down the minutes, smile and all.  Working girls are still people, you seem to think dehumanising escorts is actually acceptable as if they literally are at your disposal. 

    Also, you seem to consider it acceptable to label an extremely, extremely vast group of females into one category, as if we are all same. We’re the same as the rest of the world you know, we like to talk sometimes, not leave unable to walk.. It’s nice to get a tip, just because you think we deserve more than the minimum. I recommend you research your own escort etiquette before you corrupt the minds of men that may actually have some grain of respect for the person that turns up on their door, not the pussy that turns up on their door. You are narrow minded and ignorant and until you look outside the box with escorting or find out what REALLY goes on you should never write another word as if your advice is sound. 

    Toodle pip, prick. 

    • Sophia
      April 14, 2013 at 9:03 pm | #9

      Also, I think you’ll find most girls are more concerned about the shady characters they may meet, don’t you. especially those that in a professional manner. I have spoken to girls who have had their purses snatched upon leaving with hundreds of pounds in for their time already spent.. Or been attacked or roughed up by abusive guys who think cocaine makes them invincible. So next time you book a girl think about the
      Experience from her point of view and show some interest in something other than her holes. I don’t know one working girl that would say she is doing it purely for sexual satisfaction or sexual desire.. So consider that before you let that become all you care about.

      A piece of shit seems to always find another.

      • P Ray
        April 15, 2013 at 12:08 pm | #10

        @Sophia
        Please also shed a tear for guys who get strung along for nothing by women, or those that take the blame for her previous bad choices.
        Or do you think none of those men will be someone you’ll ever be related to?

    • I Broke Free
      January 29, 2014 at 3:44 pm | #11

      @Sophia

      You come off as a girl who is getting herself emotionally ready to quit being an escort.

      It is going to show in your “performance” with your regulars and they are going to pick up on it and find excuses to stop seeing you and move onto other girls quicker than you expect.

      The hardest things are going to be finding work beyond escorting and dealing with the past.

      If you are a smart, you will never tell any future longterm romantic partner about your past since he WILL resent you for it (human nature) and/or bring it up during an argument.

  6. livingwell
    April 21, 2013 at 6:22 pm | #12

    @shphia,

    hey sophia, F”’k you! Next……

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