Women and Bankers

The famous american author and humorist- Mark Twain reportedly once said:

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Women are a lot like banksters in that they will give you pussy only if you prove you don’t need it in the first place. No sooner than you need it, they will restrict or remove access to their pussy.

While this observation about the similarity in behavior between women and banksters might seem coincidental, it is not. Both are rent seeking parasites. Let me explain..

Women give access to pussy to increase their status among their peers (other women). They do not give you pussy because you are a good investment. Women that actually invest their lives in men are incredibly rare, if they exist at all.

Women, just like banksters, invest their pussy with men who are considered to be good catches by other women. Their actions are based on a ‘beggar thy neighbor’ mentality. Just like banksters, women lack the ability to choose emergent opportunities well. Their whole existence, just like banksters, is based on the myths of their indispensability and innate superiority.

The ‘wisdom’ and ‘intuition’ of women are a lot like the sophistic and fraudulent financial models of banksters. They make them up as necessary and justify them later, or just forget about failed predictions. They depend on your gullibility and acceptance of their “superiority”.

They are leveraging their looks and access of pussy to destroy other competitors (women), and extract rent (alimony and child support) for enterprises which they did not participate in. They want a lot of leveraged profit for minimal risk, and the ability to liquidate your assets for “investments” if you ‘fail’- which they would have given to you anyway. Remember that it is they who define what is ‘failure’, and will withdraw credit (pussy) even if your business (life) is doing OK.

Just like all rent seekers, they will provide less services and credit (sex) as the relationship matures, but will expect more and more profits (often at your expense and viability). How many middle aged women who want a new house or car will even blow their guy properly on a weekly basis. Think about it..

They expect to be bailed out for their mistakes, and made whole again, just like banksters. You can keep finding reasons to bail them out and justify their behavior, just like you can find new ways to hang yourself.

In my opinion, the best way to deal with women is to understand that they are rent seeking parasites and treat them accordingly. You cannot change the world, but you can change your interaction with it. Their power lies in you playing the game with their rulebook, so stop playing it by their rulebook.

  1. Numm
    April 10, 2010 at 3:59 pm | #1

    This is very true. With that being said, it’s really easy to get access to that if you’re just willing to put on a face, and play your cards right. It’s working well for me, atleast.

  2. April 12, 2010 at 6:49 am | #2

    great analogy. u start buying into the system…and they own you.

  3. Rollo Tomassi
    April 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm | #3

    The only thing you left out of this business model is that a woman’s sexuality is a depreciating commodity. I’m not breaking any new ground with that, but, as a depreciating commodity (and not unlike bankers) women develop conventions to artificially inflate the value of their sexuality in order to perpetuate the perceived value for as long as feasible. They too would like their consumers to self-perpetuate these conventions in the general consensus to prolong their false value.

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