Modern Women are Crappy Sexbots

Let me suggest a somewhat unusual idea:

Modern women are crappy sexbots.

Your first reaction might be- no way. But as I will show you in the rest of this post, that is precisely what they have become. The transformation of women from multi-utility objects to crappy sexbots is one of most poorly studied phenomena of our time.

Let us first define a sexbot: A hardware+software solution whose main, and usually only purpose, is to provide satisfactory sexual release- preferably on command. Note that this definition is meant to describe an ideal sexbot, not a crappy malfunctional piece of shit.

In earlier eras, women had utility beyond sex. They used to cook, clean, take care of kids, run the household and even work outside the house. In short, they were more than sexbots.

However mechanization, automation combined with price deflation of many of previously crucial services that women provided have considerably reduced their utility beyond sex and kids. Moreover, unlike previous eras kids can no longer be counted on to support you in your later years.

Do you really require a woman to cook, assuming she can? Look at the plethora of pre- and semi- prepared stuff on you supermarket shelves. Is a mexican maid not a cheaper and better substitute to a modern woman, as far as cleaning is concerned? You could outsource running your household to a properly vetted worker in India, or do so with websites/ apps on your computer or smartphone.

In previous eras, men could also count the majority of women supporting them and standing behind their endeavors. While that support was due to lack of options, than any real emotional link- it was certainly better than the random and unpredictable backstabbing so many modern men experience.

So, what is the only remaining utility of women?

Providing sex is now the ONLY remaining utility of women.

However, unpaid women are inferior providers of sex. Not only do they age of out their looks much faster than men, but their level of service leaves much to be desired. They are enthusiastic, though somewhat erratic, providers of the above mentioned service to only a small percentage of men. As far, as most men are concerned- they provide poor, irregular and infrequent sexual service often accompanied by a lot of attitude. The total cost (TCO) of their sexual services is also much higher than purchasing the same services from younger, enthusiastic, hotter and nicer paid company.

Therefore my conclusion is that modern women are crappy sexbots, whose near monopoly rests on FUD and support of some delusional and power-hungry men.

There is no need or reason to put up with crappy sexbots when cheaper, better and safer ones (escorts) are available.

While it will be necessary to increase the number of such sexbots to truly replace the need for inferior ones, it is a problem of logistics not feasibility. Some of you might wonder about the fate of inferior sexbots with no other purpose or use other than sex. Once again, it is a problem of logistics that could easily be solved by building more incinerators to handle biological waste. I might add that there is precedence and existing literature on such methods.

The morality of certain methods of bio-waste disposal might trouble some, but what if the positions were reversed. Indeed, many feminists and other “sensible” women routinely mention that they would not mind if 90% of the men died. In their eyes, most men are only sperm donors or sucker slaves whose sole purpose for existence is to keep women happy.

So why should you care?

Comments?

PS- I am tempted to include an appropriate picture of incinerators processing bio-waste in this post, but have decided otherwise. It is desirable to not attract too much attention- at this stage of the idea.

  1. Mango
    July 29, 2010 at 5:53 pm | #1

    That is one big thing. Must do quality. She needs to be able to cook. It should theoretically come from within since the idea of cooking for your partner/kids is a fulfilling act for women. As long as you try and are good at it. But what the fuck do I know. It’s a theory. And I’m a guy. Who cooks his shit… ugh.

  2. Numm
    July 29, 2010 at 6:32 pm | #2

    As a man, I’m glad none of these ideas are directed at me.

    As a white man, I’m troubled that eventually, they will be.

  3. the dude
    July 29, 2010 at 10:03 pm | #3

    It is the crappy sex most guys accept which is the problem. If whatever bad service they put out is enough to satisfy men, then this is the result. Demand and train, and you will have all you need, and to me a much lower cost per cum than what you calculate for professional services. I hardly pay anything, the less I offer to pay for the high quality service I demand, the more I get results.

  4. Herbal Essence
    July 30, 2010 at 12:19 am | #4

    And this is why premium sexbots on the market, or VR sex technology, will be such a huge boon to men and disaster for women by the end of this decade.

  5. Lomaxio
    July 30, 2010 at 8:17 am | #5

    Modern AW also “download” their pesonalities from whatever drivel they see on tv
    Most bitches are low rent knock-offs of some vapid character on a 3rd rate sitcom
    Actually, nowadays bitches act like the no-talent ass bitches on reality shows- not even a copy of an actual character but a clone of a wannabe

    Also, I concur with The Dude- too many men accept crap sex- it may be a symtom of the rapid decrease and degenration of our humanity- but people lack soul, which is integral to good sex. People in general are becoming more cyborg like- every facet of our experience is mediated by some form of computer or non organic interface

  6. Lomaxio
    July 30, 2010 at 8:19 am | #6

    Also- if the dumb bitch cant dance, then chances the fucking walking toilet bowl will be akward and stiff in bed

    many bitches- especially melanin deficient ones- cannot dance/have little to no soul

  7. The Plague Doctor
    July 30, 2010 at 11:03 am | #7

    A.D., do you own a realdoll? Would you buy one?

    http://www.realdoll.com/
    —-

    Why buy that when you can-

    1] Rent a very compliant and hot woman for 200-300$/hr
    2] Get good deals with semi-pros.
    3] Vacation in countries where hot chicks are 100 $ or Euro/he or less?

    Plus you can always hit on plain chicks, especially those who want to cheat.

  8. Ethnic Purist
    July 30, 2010 at 6:32 pm | #8

    Perhaps women are just giving the same sex to men they’ve always given but men are expecting the “perverted” stuff they see in porn? Porn is not the norm. You have to consider what kind of sex your grandmother gave your grandfather. I doubt she was “swallowing” and having him cum on her face and what-not. Also, if you want to see good returns on sex – invest more from your side.
    —-
    Who cares?

  9. Ethnic Purist
    July 30, 2010 at 6:36 pm | #9

    Herbal Essence: And this is why premium sexbots on the market, or VR sex technology, will be such a huge boon to men and disaster for women by the end of this decade.
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    Well, seeing that the dildo/vibrator industry is a BILLION dollar one. I suspect 3D tactile holographic and VR technology will be a BOON to WOMEN as well.

    Dual nipple stimulation AND clitoral stimulation at the same time?!?!?!

    How soon can we get this ball rolling????
    —–

    I think we require men to invent stuff, because cunts like you cannot do shit.

    • Herbal Essence
      July 31, 2010 at 5:09 pm | #10

      I have no doubt chicks will dig the VR sex toys and that’s great. More power to them.

      I hope for their sake the VR sex also pays her bills, raises her babies, changes the oil on her car, gives her gifts, protects her in dangerous situations, makes her feel special, and keeps her company into old age because in a few years women aren’t going to find many men willing to do those things.

      Women derive WAYYYY more benefits from the company of man than vice-versa. As women have reduced themselves to ugly cunts with shitty attitudes, they will be gladly replaces by pretty VR cunts with whatever attitude the man wants.

      Face it, ladies. You’re being made redundant by technological innovation!

  10. madmax
    July 30, 2010 at 10:06 pm | #11

    You joke about mass exterminations of women? Somehow I don’t think this type of misogyny is what Mystery had in mind when he wrote the Mystery Method.

    Modern liberated women say that all the time about men.

    • Freeman
      July 31, 2010 at 6:37 am | #12

      That was a hahahalocaust! I laughed 6 million times!

    • Anon
      August 2, 2010 at 6:25 am | #13

      The fact that other people also say something doesn’t mean it isn’t fucked up and wrong. The women who say that are just as wrong as you.

  1. August 1, 2010 at 2:23 am | #1

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