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Is Rick Santorum a Closeted Gay?

OK, by now some of you must have heard that Rick Santorum’s wife spend most of her 20s riding the cock of a guy almost 40 years older than her who, get this, delivered her as a baby. It certainly does not help that the guy was a strongly pro-choice gynecologist. You might have also read Ferdinand Bardamu’s post about this news- basically suggesting that Santorum is a pathetic beta chump. I am going to now ask the next logical question-

Is Rick Santorum a closeted gay?

Some of you might think that is an odd question, given that he has had many children- but then again so has Ted Haggard. My reasoning is based on an interesting observation about republican politicians in the last 20 odd years.

The strength and source of their particular moral outrages are usually linked to their own personal demons.

Newt Gingrich was trying to impeach Bill Clinton for cheating on his wife with an intern and lying about it, when he was doing the same thing at that time. A host of republican politicians have exhibited similar behavior- from Mark Foley who faked moral outrage about child abuse while secretly chasing underage boys to Mark Sanford lecturing others about maintaining the traditional family while screwing his Argentine mistress. It is not an exaggeration to say that the you can identify a republican personal demons by listening to what he preaches and rails against.

Rick Santorum has always been extra outraged and obsessed with the gay lifestyle and “licentious” sex. Is it not worth considering the possibility that Rick Santorum may infact be a closeted gay or bi-sexual guy?

Kinda like this one..

What do you think? Comments?

  1. January 17, 2012 at 10:11 pm | #1

    diablo, are you gonna black out your site to protest sopa?

  2. Dagonet
    January 17, 2012 at 11:20 pm | #2

    I think it’s a solid hypothesis.

  3. Conquistador
    January 18, 2012 at 12:22 am | #3

    Interesting take but the gay stuff is more of an obsession by the leftist press and gay mafia. Santorum is just a traditionalist.

  4. Webe
    January 18, 2012 at 4:45 am | #4

    Moslims have this too. Making it impossible for their girls to take swimming lessons or forbidding a drink of lemonade at thier friend’s house if her Dad is home betrays an obsession with sex and virginity that makes modern society’s sexual pre-occupation seem amateur by comparison.

    In psychology it’s called projection. People seek to fight in others that which they are trying to repress in themselves. Adolf Hitler was Jewish and certainly not “Aryan”.

  5. Nestorius
    January 18, 2012 at 12:51 pm | #5

    “Some of you might think that is an odd question, given that he has had many children- but then again so has Ted Haggard.”

    I know an old guy in his 70s. He has more than 5 sons, all grown up men, who all have many sons and daughters. Last year, we discovered that he is also bisexual, and that he fucks whatever is in front of his dick: women, men, children, you name it.

    You might be surprised to discover many hidden secrets, especially from old men.

    • Nestorius
      January 18, 2012 at 12:53 pm | #6

      PS: The guy is Muslim.

  6. hans
    January 23, 2012 at 1:03 am | #7

    It´s basically a given EVERYBODY higher up in the US political system is in some way or form vulnerable to blackmail. So that the handlers and “king-makers” have leverage over them.

    Homosexuality is the most benign of those skeletons in the “closet”(heh).

  7. funinsnow
    February 3, 2012 at 5:06 pm | #8

    Rick Santorum is straight & you need to stop listening to evil people like Dan Savage. Gay/lesbian activities need to be seen the same way as drug use. Homosexuality is higher amongst American Indians because women are more likely to smoke pot while pregnant which may destroy fetus. They must find a cure for gay/lesbian activities & they must abolish sex change mutilations.

  8. boyd
    February 28, 2012 at 1:33 am | #9

    All queers are gonna burn!!

  9. sham
    February 28, 2012 at 1:41 am | #10

    If it wasen’t for, border jumpers, queers, ghetto attituded, racist blacks, coke and meth dealing white people, terroristic middle easterns, and God know what else, the world woulden’t be a bad place!

  10. Natalie Arndt
    February 28, 2012 at 9:23 am | #11

    Sex-Nacizam is a new dangerous movement lead by Rick Santorum and his followers. Gay man who are forced by their religious and societal standards to get married absolutely hate their gayness and that hate for their own gayness is projected via homophobia. All of these miserable man realized that it would make it much easier for themselves to function in these marriages if they can impose no contraception. No contraception means no sex.

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