A Spoof on the Beliefs of Religious Nutjobs
As some of you might have heard, Newt Gingrich the great crusader for personal responsibility and defender of black enslavement is having a little problem with an exposure of his past. It seems that Newt wanted an open marriage with his second wife so that he could screw other women while being married to her.
Then again, his position could be based on the bible.. what do you think?
Comments?
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y’know there’s an old joke….
what’s the difference between a Democrat and a republican?
The Dem cheats on his wife/the Repub on his taxes….
now I’m not so sure….
Yeah stoner, they both cheat on both.
Well, uh, most Orthodox Jews, Muslims, and even Pagans would agree that polygyny is better than gay marriage. Catholic Natural Law openly admits that polygyny is Natural, but gay marriage isn’t.
Let’s not forget the abomination of feminist marriage, where men are robbed by alimony.
Open marriages and polyamorous relationships will be the norm in western society within 3 decades. Its well on the upswing now. I have to say, I don’t think its entirely a bad idea, if done right.
That is indeed likely, unless monogamous Christians succeed in the breeding war.
Monogamous societies have a habit of not just killing the men, but also the women and children of conquered peoples.
AD, What’s your email? How can I contact you?
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A comment with more than two links.. so it automatically ends up in the moderation que.
“As some of you might have heard, Newt Gingrich the great crusader for personal responsibility and defender of black enslavement”
Newt did not defend black enslavement. What he said, from your link, was;
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I don’t like sock puppets.
Newt Gingrich on Monday continued to stand by comments he has made suggesting that poor children should serve as janitors to earn money – arguing not only that kids would benefit from the work but also that you could hire “30-some kids to work in the school for the price of one janitor.”
I can do one better than that. Forget paying poor kids to do the janitor work. ALL students from elementary through university, whether rich or poor, should be rotating the janitor work, cafeteria duties and other menial labor in their schools FOR FREE.
Its their school and if they want to learn in a clean and organized environment, then they should be responsible for keeping it that way and not trashing it.
But the one thing neither Newt’s nor my idea addresses is where will all the otherwise janitors get jobs now? Isn’t Newt all about “job creation” and “working hard to achieve the great American dream?”
Is Newt going to hire all those unemployed janitors to clean the bathrooms of all the “devout Catholic” women he has affairs with?
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Conservative my ass. Americans wouldn’t know “conservativism” if it bit them on their ugly pink balls.
Newt’s comment was more a swipe at Unions than anything else.
If I could afford it I’d leave the USA. Any suggestions AD or Nestorius ?
Switzerland.
Yes, I know that I’m neither one of those guys. I still stand by my statement.