The Saga of Lisa D

This post is devoted to an idiot who recently crossed my path. Let us call her ‘Lisa D’.

I met her at a pub, where she was out with her friends.

A brief physical description of Lisa D. She is 5′ 4″ tall, a size 14-16, big thighs, wide butt , cute face and 24-25 years old. An english major, she now works in a clothing store and blockbusters to make ends meet.

When I met her she was wearing street lingerie that barely covered her butt and crotch. She was pulling her dress down almost every minute , yet you could still see her g-string + butt cheeks + camel toe – clearly and without any effort. We chatted for about 10 minutes and her ‘friends’ pulled her away and left.

However she left her phone behind. I picked it up after a few minutes, and decided to give it back to her the next day. Of course, I went through the contents. She was functionally single, and only one guy ‘Brad’ figured in her text messages/ phone calls. However the data activity with him had peaked 1.5 months ago and then declined. Could not find any hardcore stuff on her phone (pictures/messages etc).

Next morning, got a few text messages from her GFs, who incidentally had ditched her on the way home. Also got a couple from ‘Brad’ asking her how she was – my guess is that they were not fucking last night, as the missing phone would have been very obvious by the early morning.

So I contacted her on FB and asked her if she had lost her phone.

Read the rest (ad verbatim)

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 3:40am
Have you lost your cell?

June 6 at 4:47pm
YES!!!! YOU FOUND IT? A RED CRAZER???? THANKS SO MUCH!! I can pick it up!!! Where, When works for you???

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 4:51pm
Do you know who I am?

June 6 at 4:56pm
Um, no sorry…

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 4:57pm
Hmm..

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:01pm
So, do you want it or not?

June 6 at 5:04pm
yes please!!!
I can pick it up, where/when works for you?

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:05pm
what is in it for me, leopard nightie gal with 7 tattoos?

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:07pm
PS- You left it in front on me when we were talking at xxxxx xxxxxxx, and then your “friends” dragged you out. Did they at least drop you home?

June 6 at 5:10pm
Hahahaha the joy of knowing that you helped me out… 😉

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:12pm
ya sure…

June 6 at 5:15pm
come on

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:15pm
what..

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:16pm
BTW you ‘friends’ were texting you a lot this morning.

June 6 at 5:18pm
Can I please come get my phone? 🙂

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:19pm
Sure.. come in your getup from yesterday. It caught my attention.

June 6 at 5:21pm
Hahaha! We were doing the underwear affair before and came straight to our friends birthday

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:23pm
Believe me I saw a lot of you.. and you are a big girl.

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:25pm
When we talked for about 10 minutes, you actually came across as pretty friendly- compared to your ‘friends’.

June 6 at 5:26pm
I don’t really know what to say to that. Can I please get my phone?

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:28pm
It is not that you don’t know what to say. You are just full of yourself.. though less than your friends.

June 6 at 5:31pm
I am not really sure why you are insulting me. I am sorry if I offended you but I would really appreciate it if I could get my phone

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:33pm
What is in it for me? Why should I care?

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:33pm
Can you not read between the lines?

June 6 at 5:38pm
I remember talking to you. I thought you were friendly as well. I am sorry if I gave you the wrong idea. We were dressed up for the charity event we had just come from. I do not usually dress that way. I am not that kind of person.

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:40pm
So what kind of person are you? and what wrong idea did you give me?

June 6 at 5:46pm
I am a student. I don’t know what idea I gave you about me other than that I came to the bar in that outfit which could give anyone the wrong idea I guess

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:48pm
You know, I am not into chubby gals.. but I did like you.

June 6 at 5:51pm
Thanks. Can I please get my phone?

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:52pm
Can you read between the lines? or you don’t want to?

June 6 at 5:56pm
I know exactly what you are saying. I thought I was clear in my response. If you are not willing to give me my phone that is your perogative. Please just tell me either way.

Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:59pm
In that case, I hope you have backed up your phone numbers/contacts/etc. You see, I have no duty to return lost stuff. As far as I am concerned, it may already be in a trash bin… as I do not keep someone else’s stuff on me.

Bye

She then blocked me on FB and her phone is history.

  1. anon
    June 6, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    Wow! You’d better watch it! Some gypsies might come along and curse you with a soul!

  2. anon
    June 6, 2010 at 7:33 pm

  3. 14:30
    June 6, 2010 at 10:40 pm

    What kind of a charity event requires you to dress like a whore?

    • anon
      June 7, 2010 at 1:28 am

      It’s all about having the excuse to dress like a slut. It’s a validation thing women get.
      —–
      Yep.

      • March 22, 2014 at 1:44 pm

        Dickteasing and Man-stroking!

  4. Jules Verne
    June 7, 2010 at 4:16 am

    This one just feels unnecessary.

    • Y
      June 7, 2010 at 4:21 am

      agreed

  5. rightsaidfred
    June 7, 2010 at 4:26 am

    AD, you enjoy practicing your nihilism too much. What reason is there for society to keep you around?
    —–
    Acting in good faith towards people requires that they first treat you likewise, not the other way around.

    • rightsaidfred
      June 8, 2010 at 3:18 am

      Part of modern society is cooperating even when we get burned. Otherwise the slope is too slippery.

  6. June 7, 2010 at 5:15 am

    Lol. That’s pretty funny.

    But, I mean size 14-16…. Damn. I don’t even think I could do it…
    —-

    Well, in all fairness… she was probably a size 12-14. Plus she had feminine curves, and was not apple shaped,

    Imagine a thick girl but with big boobs, big solid butt + thighs + legs and a cute face. She had a belly, but her other parts more than balanced it out.

  7. Dr. Grzlickson
    June 7, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Jesus, that was pretty entertaining.

  8. paultheking
    June 7, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    LOL. best extortion game post ive seen in a while..

    good work

  9. Sota
    June 7, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Uh, dude. She was saying she wasn’t interested. Just give her her phone back, or was that too much of a blow to your ego?

    Hey fugly cunt.. I will not do more for others than they do for me.

    No incentive = No cooperation.

    • Clydesdale
      June 7, 2010 at 7:05 pm

      “Hey fugly cunt.. I will not do more for others than they do for me.

      No incentive = No cooperation.”

      Sorry man, you’re wrong on this whole thing.

      Remember what you said initially? Namely, “I picked [her cell phone] up after a few minutes, and decided to give it back to her the next day”? The next day, however, you decided to do so only if she “did” you.

      If you didn’t want to return her phone as simply a civilized thing to do, just leave it at the bar and maybe she could have retrieved it the next day. Taking it to demand a blow job or something for its return is just stealing.

      To her credit, she decided losing a phone was better than losing her dignity.

      There is a big difference between being a cad and being a jerk. You have much to learn.
      —–

      Why should I care?

      • rightsaidfred
        June 8, 2010 at 3:12 am

        “Why should I care?”

        You’re the one blogging about intrinsic fairness and social cooperation. But when given the chance, you act worse than the average bankster. You have some issues, dude.
        —–

        payback.

      • indeed
        June 8, 2010 at 10:41 am

        This guy had a “tough life” as a minority in the States. He hates all white people out of instinct, and can’t do anything about other white guys or he’d get in too deep over his head. So he goes for punishing white women if they don’t do exactly as he says.
        —-
        One good deed deserves an other, and vice-versa.

        Verdict: total creep.
        —-
        Does your opinion matter.. really? You are entertaining though

        I’d feel sorry for him except plenty of American minorities aren’t this bitter and vengeful.
        —-
        The US is better than other western countries, and I have said so before.

        He’s already living better than half the world, most likely better than 90% of his own race in the original land.
        —-
        I should be grateful to massa?

        He needs to build a bridge and get over it.
        —-
        It is they who need to build a bridge, as demographics and the direction of technology is not in their favor.

        Btw I’m non-white.
        —–
        Cool, so you like to suck white cock.

      • R.Sole
        June 16, 2010 at 7:27 pm

        “Why should I care?”

        You catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

        I tried that for a few years (from 20-24), and it did not work.

        Best option was put more palatable conditions on the return of the phone, and then leverage that into getting what you wanted later once she had taken the bait e.g. meet in a remote interesting location at midnight, then work game on her and tease that it’s only reasonable you get at least a kiss for being such a “nice guy”. Then carpe noctem and ravish her all night long.

        Do you really think that I did not consider that option? However my experience with women like her has taught me that being an asshole is the only way to go.

    • Sota
      June 8, 2010 at 1:08 am

      “Hey fugly cunt.. I will not do more for others than they do for me.

      No incentive = No cooperation.”

      Actually, “most” normal people will return lost phone/wallets. I lost my wallet once and it was returned to me. Same with many friends. You went over the line.
      —–

      She could have said.. “hey, let me buy you a coffee as a token of appreciation”.

  10. Sota
    June 8, 2010 at 1:10 am

    Also, when she says this line:

    “I am not really sure why you are insulting me. I am sorry if I offended you but I would really appreciate it if I could get my phone”

    Her communication style changes from personal to business, which is a clear tipoff you should quit the games and give her back the phone.
    —-

    That is her choice.

  11. Gaga
    June 8, 2010 at 3:51 am

    “This post is devoted to an idiot who recently crossed my path.”

    The only idiot in this post is you. What obligation does she have to blow you / fuck you just to get her phone back? You, on the other hand, are just a lowly thief.

    The only idiotic thing on her part was not to say that she will fuck you, and then send two of her gorilla male friends to your address to get the phone.
    —-

    Can you really locate a phone after removing the battery?

    • P Ray
      March 22, 2014 at 9:34 pm

      The only idiotic thing on her part was not to say that she will fuck you, and then send two of her gorilla male friends to your address to get the phone.
      If that’s her style, she will have to have gorilla male friends ad infinitum if she wants to “screw them out of a fucking”.
      Because, gorilla male friends, don’t do things for women, for free.

  12. Mr.M
    June 8, 2010 at 11:06 am

    LOL! The funny part is, our host never once explicitly said “I will trade you your phone for sex.” Everyone here, including the girl, assumed that.

    She could have easily offered $20 and gotten her phone back (Assuming AD would take the offer).
    —–

    Ironic, isn’t it?

    • P Ray
      February 23, 2021 at 11:58 pm

      That tells you how women see most interactions with men that they consider below them:
      1)those men want to get laid after they give a favour
      2)women don’t like to pay for things.

      Actually women will always try to move the interaction towards 1) and then either ignore the man, or after the favour is delivered, threaten the guy with the words “I’ll tell other people what your intentions are”.

      With such odds against him, if a regular/ugly man discovers something belonging to a woman, better sell it or throw it away.

  13. Adam
    June 8, 2010 at 11:20 am

    I’m pretty sure you do have an obligation to return it, at least in most places in the United States. Thinking back to the whole iPhone thing.

    —-
    Oh.. you know what- it fell out of my pocket into a storm drain.

    • Adam
      June 8, 2010 at 2:00 pm

      Guess you can’t be expected to return it then.

      Don’t have it with me anymore.

  14. KJ
    June 8, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    You queefed:

    Hi mangina/white knight..

    “She could have said.. ‘hey, let me buy you a coffee as a token of appreciation’.”

    Girls won’t volunteer that. All you had to do was simply say “Sure you can have it back- how about you take me out for a drink and we make the exchange?” And then you continue whatever conversation you were having before her friends took her away from you.
    —-

    I have gone that route before, and know that it does not work because of my race.

    Instead, you spewed thinly veiled demands for sexual favors in return for the phone. If you could not seal that deal in person when you were already with her, you will not seal it over an electronic exchange.
    —-

    Read what I said above.

    As a side note, if a girl calls you “friendly” it’s usually not a good thing. If a girls friends snatch her away from you, it’s usually not a good thing.
    —–

    Agree..

    What is this, amateur hour? I clicked on your link from Roissy’s site, and clearly you haven’t read his blog long, or the lessons haven’t penetrated your skull. I wouldn’t even bother commenting here except for the fact that you post this drivel acting as if it is some sort of triumph. It’s not.
    —-
    There have been 4 years, including last year, where I averaged a new ‘7’ or above escort every week + STRs..

    What have you done?

    Go ahead and delete my comment if you can’t stomach to see it plastered on your site. Or post some cunningly witty retort as usual, like “Why should I care?”. Like the commenter above said, you do have a lot to learn. Good luck.
    —-

    I have fucked a few hundred gals till now, and while most were escorts- ‘unpaid’ and semi-pro gals would be in the high two digits. Not too shabby.

  15. Vito
    June 9, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    So wait a second, this AD guy here is a negro. That explains it.

    Nope.. LOL

  16. Lomaxio
    June 30, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Blessed work-
    teach these walking septic tanks the concept of reciprocity

    You are a couragerous vanguard
    Thank you sir!!!

  17. Anonymous
    December 19, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    I’m amazed that someone as obviously very intelligent as this blogger cannot see why this girl acted this way. The fact is that most women are not prostitutes by nature and simply cannot blatantly exchange sex for favours unless in dire difficulty. That she refused to play this game shows that she did have some dignity and only raises her estimation in my eyes. What’s more, she had some initial attraction to you which, if you have played fair with her, may have developed into something. Your psyche is so warped by repeatedly buying sex that you cannot see how most normal women (no matter what other flaws she may have) would behave.

    Most women are not prostitutes because prostitution is a honest quid-pro-quo enterprise.

    • P Ray
      December 21, 2015 at 3:41 pm

      Most women are not prostitutes by nature because most men are not Chad Thundercock.
      If you observe, women will degrade themselves to be with the guy they’re attracted to.
      It also explains why women can get (and stay) into abusive relationships, as long as the guy has other women interested in him.
      Women seem to do fine as long as the guy is not attractive to them.

      • December 22, 2015 at 11:28 am

        Yes. I know this personally. This is why I laugh when women say PC shit that “Looks don’t matter to me, it’s about what’s in a man’s heart.” I mean, they say it because it’s PC and so that they don’t lose social face. But a seasoned playa can see through all that BS.

  18. Anonymous
    December 20, 2015 at 4:32 am

    “Most women are not prostitutes because prostitution is a honest quid-pro-quo enterprise.” Most women are not prostitutes because most women need to feel some reciprocal warmth towards a human being before sleeping with them. If most women felt that sex was a “quid-pro-quo enterprise”, they would only ever have sex for money, but they don’t which is because they value things other than money. That is why even slutty girls will balk at sleeping with someone for money, or in exchange for some favour. Even many prostitutes will have a boyfriend or a lover whom they like as a person and with whom sex is not a quid-pro-quo enterprise and they will value the sex and the relationship that they have with that man.

  19. Mike CaCa
    February 24, 2021 at 10:14 pm

    you done fuct up boi…

    you shoulda met her at burger king…

    eat that whopper (or in your case whopper jr) and let the ranch dressing slide down your mouth…

    she woulda got the idear as you brits like to say…

    then you woulda got access to her herpes hole…

  20. st0ner with a b0ner
    February 26, 2021 at 6:28 pm

    Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:33pm
    What is in it for me? Why should I care?

    Advocatus Diaboli June 6 at 5:33pm
    Can you not read between the lines?

    Hahahaha…

    Advocatus Diaboli is an Indian giver:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_giver

    • Plaque Doctor
      February 27, 2021 at 3:12 pm

      this is obviously parody account.

      The real stona wit a bona is too estupido to understand a term from the 1950’s…

      “Indian Giver.”

      Too bad, since we opened up the wolves of vineland to hawt less racist goys, the kkkwalitee has been going down. A proper reading of Steve Sailer would let you know that AD is dot on head, not feather on head injun. Idan Giver is a reference to the Indians which we genocided, just like we plan to do with Richard Spencers “non-violent ethnic kkkleansing.”

      Talking ’bout kkkleansing, I gotta get my colonoscopy from fellow white man at the wolves of vineland, va chapter.

    • P Ray
      February 28, 2021 at 1:04 am

      A good example of an actual “Indian Giver” (and it’s a funny episode too, usual for Seinfeld):

      • Jack Donovan taught me hw to be a man
        February 28, 2021 at 9:49 pm

        hahaha, you watch seinfeld?

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