Pooning Budget : 1

I was replying to a question for one of my posts, and thought it was long enough to be made into another post.

The issue at hand: How does an average joe partake in pooning.

I have used some rough estimates for north american scenarios.

1200$/month for 4 escorts is at the higher range of prices (think NY, LV, SF). It is typically closer to 220-260$/hr, and many independents charge less for repeat customers. Once you understand the local escort scene, it is closer to 800$/month for 4 escorts.

Important: Many upcoming or burnt-out models, university students, artists, dancers, designers are a rich source of attractive and accommodating semi-pros who could be had for less than the standard price. But you must look out for yourself and be assertive otherwise getting ripped off is a distinct possibility.

For the sake of this calculation, I am assuming that you are in otherwise good physical health.

Ok.. let’s say you make 15 $/hr (40 hours per week) = 2,400 $/month before taxes, share an apartment with a roommate (500$/month) and drive an older second-hand car (TCO= 300-400$/month).. Even after food (300$/month), booze (100$/month), clothes (50$/month), utility(50$/month), cable+ internet (100$/month), cellphone bills (100$/month), you could still get about 2 escorts (400-500$) a month. But you will have to choose between clubbing and pooning.

I would recommend a cheaper accommodation, maybe even live with your parents to extend your pooning dollars. Also consider occasionally helping “struggling” artists, students and other gals who need to pay rent etc- providing they understand that the favor will have to be returned. Trips to the the Caribbean, south america and even southern Europe are a good way to get cheap but hot escorts for cheap. But research and familiarize yourself with the local escort scene before go there.

If you make between 20-25$/hr, have your own one bedroom apartment (800$/month), and a newish but average car (TCO= 700$/month), after all necessities.. you could spare about 700$/month (3 escorts). Once again, you will have to choose between clubbing and pooning.

In my opinion, if you have a job that pays 20-25$/hr your best option is to find a cheap bachelor suite and drive a decent 5-10k car. This should free up an extra 300-500$/month. In any case, you don’t need a great apartment or car to buy pussy.

Once you make over 30$/hr, you can poon about 4 times/ month and do a fair bit of clubbing… unless you live in a super-expensive city.Consider the size of the average child support payment to a bitch who does not even fuck you.

This is the point where a single guy can rack up one new escort per week without breaking a sweat.

You won’t be able to save for retirement but who cares.. the current economic system and paradigms are not going to last that long.

Comments?

  1. Yup
    July 7, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    Fuck clubbing. Waste of time.

    I was thinking of NYC. No car (metrocard). No booze. No clothes (I’m a minimalist; sales and ebay). No cable. Cellphone is $50 for me. Rent would eat up these cut off costs. If I earned like an average joe, it’d be tough. Not to mention inflated prices in big cities.

    How much could you put aside each month for pooning?

    I’d be all right if I had a decent career.

    Curious about your last line. Can you elaborate?
    ——
    The current economic paradigm won’t last for long, so saving for retirement etc is futile.

    Got me thinking after noticing other fees that’d be normal to people (health care, etc.).
    —–
    That is another way average people in the USA are fucked daily. In most other first world countries, it would not even be an issue.

    How much do you have to pay for anal rape, I mean health insurance + copays?

    • The Plague Doctor / Zaza
      July 8, 2010 at 12:27 am

      “Fuck clubbing.”

      Hell yeah! Preach it, DA!

      • The Plague Doctor
        July 8, 2010 at 2:37 am

        [I meant AD]

    • Yup
      July 8, 2010 at 10:09 am

      This is all hypothetical since I am still a student. So I do not know how much I’d put aside for pooning. Probably any excess money since I am frugal. Save the rest.

      I’m still at a loss since a job at some kind of company would mean health care plan, retirement plan, etc. But you say fuck all to both?

      How is it done in your case? Do you work at a company that gives you both nicely?

  2. PoonHound
    July 12, 2010 at 3:53 am

    Having just calculated what I spent over the last year on this, $80-$100 a week or every two weeks can the job done. I make ok money and I have no real bills living with family.

    I used to spend that much at the clubs every week and that’s WITH the bartender hookup on drinks. I can count on one hand how much pussy I pulled from a club over that year. So yeah. Fuck clubbing.

    I’m playing the hand I’ve been dealt in life and while my cards are good or great at times… the dealer’s hand is always better. It’s real frustrating. Pooning is not. There is no illusion about what is or what might be, and everybody gets what they really want (more or less).

  3. PoonHound
    July 12, 2010 at 3:55 am

    Oh.. given that I spent close to $5200 last year pooning, I’m essentially fucking my way out of having my own apartment. That there represents first/last and security at a decent place of my very own.

    Priorities.

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