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Precautions about Pooning on a Tight Budget: 1

If you have read the previous article about pooning on a tight budget, it is necessary that you also understand the potential pitfalls of that approach. You might have read about the little blurb towards the end of that article about not thinking with your dick. Let me expand on that concept.

1] Always use protection, no ifs and no buts. Let me repeat, always use protection- no ifs and no buts. Once again.. always use protection- no ifs and no buts.

Having said that, uncovered BJs are fairly safe- but make sure that she does not have a sore throat, even a single blister like lesion around lips or anything that looks like a wart in her mouth. You can check this discreetly or just be upfront about it.

2] Always consider the possibility that the woman might entrap you by becoming pregnant. You can minimize your risk of entrapment by selecting women who are less likely to either entrap you or keep it, if you knock her up.

Always go for women with a decent social circle, as most social butterflies do want to get knocked up. Avoid loners or women who seem to lost. Girls with university/college ambitions are also unwilling to get knocked up.

3] If you are going for freshly homeless poon (category 1) or women who are desperate for money (category 2), always consider the possibility that their “boyfriends” might steal from you.

Therefore do not bring them to your place of residence, unless you have had a few sessions with them. I used my office, after hours, for such encounters until I had a good degree of confidence in them. Also make sure they understand that you make enough to live ok- but not enough to have lots to steal from.

Feel free to use clean washrooms for the handicapped, her place, or outdoors (weather permitting) or find a cheap motel room. In any case, make sure you have renters insurance.

4] If you have roommates, make no apologies about bringing these girls home- once you get to know them. It is your life, not theirs. Who knows, their stuff might get stolen- not yours.

If they express misgivings about your pussy carousel, ignore them or move. No roommate is worth more than willing pussy.

5] Do not force them to have sex, but make it very clear that no sex = no help, ever again. Do not get attached to any girl, however attractive and nice (especially category 1 and 2). If you are not acting desperate and do not force them, many will give in- after some resistance. But never help a woman who does not perform, as she has broken her side of the deal aka the one strike rule.

Once you start having sex with them, do treat them with some basic decency. Many girls in category 1 and 2 love stuff like bathing together or watching a movie cuddled up with you (naked of course). Since they have experienced a lot of adverse human contact, treat them to lots of skin-on-skin contact. Many will pay back that favor through sex.

6] Buy stuff for then, but do not go overboard. Buying them a few items of decent clothing, shoes, cosmetics or even taking them to a movie will go a long way in getting you more sex, as long as you are firm about the reciprocity part.

7] Understand that they may be fucking other guys. Never ask too many questions about their life beyond your interaction with them.

If confronted by BF, or “BFs”, be upfront about the nature of your relationship. Most men see their women having to poon as their failure to provide, not cheating. If such a confrontation happens look out for your safety, and make sure she knows about it. Women in this situation will often convince their “man” to let them poon for money, food and stuff.

8] Don’t stalk them, let them come to you for more ‘help’. They will.. 👿 Also many will come over if they are lonely or feeling sad, in which case- a nice sex session + physical affection will go a long way.

Remember that many will cry a lot, both because of genuine reasons and to elicit sympathy. Do not try to solve all their problems, but do not be heartless either and do comfort them. There is no need to ask questions, just hold them and let them cry. You might have to do it more often than in ‘normal relationships’.

More in a future post on this topic.


  1. Gorbachev
    July 9, 2010 at 10:21 pm


    It all seems rather sordid.

    Do you have a better idea for a mid-20s guy to get 15-30 cute young women on his terms?

  2. paultheking
    July 10, 2010 at 12:50 am

    Im going to admit that you are right. Im not very happy with the situation either..
    We all pay for sex one way or another.. (nice clothes, nice car, nice apartment, dates, booze, etc so its like would you rather give the girl money upfront or just pay for dumb things to get with her) The real issue im having with these sets of posts is this: Sex and physical intimacy is conditional.. meaning that if you don’t meet the conditions it will not happen for you (fat,loser,needy,broke) Sometimes its like what the fuck is the point.. you know theres no love and that the girl doesn’t actually care about you.. its just chemicals in her brain or a need for some help..

    Good posts nonetheless, what are your thoughts?

    and that is one of the reasons I buy sex. Why should I listen to a cunt tell me to not try banging “outside my league”. I will bang model-level women, if I so choose.

  3. Nestorius
    July 10, 2010 at 5:31 am

    However, I know from the experience of some, that you can move from paid sex to free sex by mastering one important thing: the orgasm. Once you are able to make her orgasm and make her find the whole experience very pleasurable, she can become addict to it.

    yes, it can happen but don’t count on it.

  4. Vincent Ignatius
    July 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    This is all looks pretty good.

    I would probably get tired of the crying. I like it when I make a girl cry, but would hate to deal with a girl who is crying constantly because of other stuff.

    No.. just once in a while. But hey, but if you want to bang 8 young chicks in 8 weeks without paying pros AND on your own terms- that is the price.

  5. Knee
    August 6, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    What’s the best way to get educated on this? “Having said that, uncovered BJs are fairly safe- but make sure that she does not have a sore throat, even a single blister like lesion around lips or anything that looks like a wart in her mouth. You can check this discreetly or just be upfront about it.”

    I understand some prostitutes (like Nevada ones) are very careful and check their clients with gloves and shit. So somehow they must have been trained to see sores.

  6. Jo
    March 24, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    two words -sociopathic assholes

    • P Ray
      July 1, 2013 at 2:16 pm

      Would you be saying that if they were tall and handsome and other women wanted them?
      It’s strange, male serial killers receive proposals from women.
      Female serial killers don’t.
      Of course, those female serial killers look like Aileen Wuornos (not Charlize Theron),
      while the male serial killers look like Lyle and Erik Menendez (or Joran van der Sloot).

  7. pooning
    June 30, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    What is a better option for a early-mid 20s guy?

    1. working an average job, living with parents, pooning 1-3 times a week
    2. working long hours (70-100), making a higher income, and going the sugar daddy route (on seeking arrangement, etc) after owning a house / affording the required “lifestyle”

    The problem is that method 2 requires sacrifice and entails no pooning for many years to save up for a nice place, and working long hours while being celibate.

    • P Ray
      July 1, 2013 at 2:20 pm

      “Helping runaways with their problems” while they help cure erectile dysfunction is good.
      So is “let me show you the ins and outs of assignments” while you let me test your ins and outs.
      Along with “couchsurfing sex” apparently.
      The only inhibition is the restraints women foist on average guys to “play nice”(i.e. be the sucker fallback guy).

  8. October 22, 2013 at 10:59 am

    I will not go beyond this, but I bought one chick a cake for her birthday, which caused her to like me on a more personal level, in addition to her being a repeat. I most certainly agree about the protection part, although some guys enjoy dining out with a chick. You know?

  9. P Ray
    February 27, 2016 at 3:25 am

    Another precaution that is left out:
    Date a girl/woman who is estranged from her family, is only seen as a meal ticket (and she knows it) or is an orphan.

    Because if you break up with her, in a fit of white-knighting or to feed his desire to bash some skulls, her Chad Thundercock brother might kill you:
    The faked car crash and the missing motive, why was Matt Stevens murdered?
    Save |
    Last updated 05:00 27/02/2016


    It has since emerged Stevens had very briefly dated one of Wilkie-Morris’ sisters whom he had met at a party.

    It is understood conversations played out online revealed the Stevens’ fling with Wilkie-Morris’ sister had ended “acrimoniously” which is suspected to have fuelled Wilkie-Morris’ threats and possibly the idea of carrying out “a vengeful act.”

    The woman was interviewed by police, but has not been suggested to have had any knowledge of her brother’s ambush plot.

  10. P Ray
    April 17, 2017 at 8:16 am

    Make sure you also set up your meeting place with CCTV or audio recordings. If the woman turns vile or nasty, you need to be like the blessed Gable Tostee and release that information to make others look more closely at her.

    Women get away with plenty, when men do not record their actions.

  11. P Ray
    January 20, 2018 at 10:19 am


    Superb analysis of the issues millennials face, pretty soon the Gender Studies majors will get theirs. Hopefully would-be pooners get some tips from the article about pain points they can press … 🙂

  12. December 8, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    The more I travel outside of The Anglosphere, the more I notice this and these types of interactions with these types of females – which I enjoy very much. I don’t like prissy western “entitled” divas who think someone owes them something, let along dick-teasing manipulative timewasters desperate for attention. Impoverished females are more down to earth and fun to be around, unless you’re dealing with some hoodrat who tried to hard to emulate Cardi B and the likes.

  13. P Ray
    April 20, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52349729 – Disney stops paying 100,000 workers during downturn
    20 April 2020

    All right, there’s your first target-rich place – Whorlando!

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