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Would You Hit it: Mesha Seville

July 30, 2010 3 comments

One gallery of a curvy cutie called Mesha Seville, and yes.. I would hit it again and again.

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A Future Mamma Mia?

July 30, 2010 1 comment

The long running musical “mamma mia” has the following story line.

From imdb.com

Sophia Sheridan is 20 years old and lives with her mother Donna on an idyllic Greek island. She is about to be married and wishes for only one thing: that her father walk her down the aisle and give her away. The only problem is that she doesn’t know who her father is and her mother won’t discuss it with her. After she finds her mom’s diary from the year she was born, she invites three men who could possibly be that man. Sophie is convinced that she will know her father as soon as she sees him but soon realizes that she hasn’t a clue. Mayhem ensues when her mother is displeased and confused that the three are there, the men all think they’re the father and her fiancé is getting fed up with the whole mess.

mean while in real life.

Levi Johnston Ex Lanesia Garcia Pregnant: Bristol Palin Wedding Off?

Bristol Palin’s friends have told RadarOnline.com that she is heartbroken after finding out that her fiance Levi Johnston may have impregnated his ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia. In fact, Bristol may be having second thoughts about going through with the wedding, although a Palin family representative said, “no official decision has been made.”Earlier in the week, the National Enquirer reported that Garcia was pregnant and she and Johnston were together when he was single last year. A source says that Johnston claims the baby isn’t his, but that, “Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception.”

Quite an interesting example of a real life version of that musical?

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A Parody of Meaningless Wars

July 30, 2010 7 comments

While I believe that some problems require a good old-fashioned bloodbath (aka war) to solve them, most do not. However, we live in a society and world with endless wars on verbs, adjectives and nouns. While a significant quantity of resources and manpower is spent fighting such wars, the results are often “unexpected” and not encouraging. However the powers-to-be often keep on fighting these wars with scant evidence of successes and much self-inflicted misery, failure and deprivation.

We have had or have wars on drugs, poverty, obesity, terrorism, homelessness, rudeness.. you get the point.

Here is my attempt to parody the process and mentalities behind such meaningless wars. As some of you know I STRONGLY prefer women who have completely bald pussies. So I thought of a parody based on that pubic hairstyle choice.

War on Bald Pussy

Step 1: A ego-maniacal guy or girl who detests bald pussies for some shameful reason.

It is necessary that the initiators of the war be very religious even if the religion is secular, as opposed to traditional. The reason why they hate bald pussies is not important. Maybe the guy hates it because it reminds him that he is a closet gay fucking a woman instead of mans hairy asshole. The woman might hate it because she believes the women are shaving or waxing their pussies because of patriarchal oppression. Really.. it does not matter.

Step 2: The bald pussy hater gets into a prominent government or socially respectable position.

This part is easy as many fucked up zealots have strong sociopathic tendencies, allowing them to climb up in an organisation- irrespective of their real competence. They then set up a personal moral crusade against bald pussy, and all the “degeneracy it brings”.

Step 3: Gain public support through CONjobs.

Use a small real problem (say teen promiscuity) or a fake moral panic (teen girls are sending shots of their bald pussies to guys) to generate public outcries.. mostly from fellow control freaks.

Use the media and fake reports to generate a false sense of urgency. Appear on ‘reputable’ national media to explain why bald pussies are a grave moral problem that threatens the nation.

Step 4: Get fake research supporting a crackdown from ivy-league cocksuckers.

This part is very easy. A bunch of vain, unimaginative, delusional and authority worshiping cocksuckers can me made to provide real sounding fake research that supports anything. As long as the money, patronage and fame is flowing,- they will make up studies, data and research to say.. encourage people to cook and eat their kids to slow down aging.

Link bald pussy to sexual promiscuity.. puritans and cuntrol freaks like that.

Step 5: Cloak your intentions in national and racial pride. Don’t forget to appeal to security and status quo.

For example- “Bald pussy is evil because it is a Brazilian idea, and you know that those mixed-race people are stupid sex maniacs”. Never mind that the practice of going bald down there has been around in the west since at least the greeks and romans. Or mention that keeping a bald pussy is common in latin american countries (never mind the facts) and that imitating this aspect of their culture (screw the facts) would make us a third world country.

Another linkage “People in the middle-east make the women remove all pubic hair, so supporting it is treasonous and un-american and exploitative of women” An alternative “Only people of that savage religion make women remove pubic hair, and they worship the devil instead of christians, who worship the one true god”.

Step 6: Get more academic support.

Deny grants to those who refuse your crusade against bald pussies. Make sure that people in every field from economics and philosophy to medicine and basic science provide some more material to support your crusade. Destroy the careers of those who oppose you.

Create studies that having a bald pussy is linked to lower IQ. Now you will have a new bunch of supporters, whose only achievement in life was getting a high score on a rigged test. They will ensure that the topic will be discussed and analysed ad nauseam on HBD forums and blogs.

Step 7: The law-and-order scam

Pass laws against having a bald pussy. Define how bald a pussy has to be to initiate prosecution. Create law enforcement jobs to enforce them, and thus start a self-sustaining cycle of idiocy.

Have people check for bald pussies. Tell them that their refusal to comply is evidence of the guilt and supports for the bad guys. Stop the legal production of hair removal products and create systems to dispense hair removal products for other purposes. This will inevitable create a black market- which is a gold mine for law enforcement (never mind how many innocent lives it ends up destroying).

Prosecute professional pubic hair removers, raid and kill innocent and often mistaken people.. and appear on the media as saviors of the country from the scourge of bald pussies.

Step 8: Create a legal double standard.

Since many richer women might still want to have bald pussies, create a series of legal work-around so that such violation is either ignored or lightly punished (maybe with a spanking instead of a jail term and criminal record). This should also stimulate the economy by creating a demand for pubic wigs.

Step 9: Crackdown on bald pussy paraphernalia.

Since having a bald pussy is an impetus to wearing thongs and g-strings, crack down on the production and sale of those scandalous panties. “If you have nothing to hide- you should not be afraid”. Link those undergarments to sexual promiscuity.

Popularize the notion that G-strings and thongs are gateways to having a bald pussy. Also make random panty and pussy checks a prerequisite for employment in many fields.

Step 10: Spread the righteousness of an unshorn pussy into neighboring countries.

Preferably those that are bases for smuggling material, people and paraphernalia for maintaining bald pussies. Don’t worry if your actions result in multiple civil wars, slaughters and military regimes- after all those people are non-white… right? Now you have a real endless war on bald pussies.

Don’t forget to create an agency and czar to keep the war on bald pussies alive. Also pass laws that give such agencies legal powers that would scandalized the NKVD in the Stalin era (at least they were honest about the true nature of their authority).

Step 11: Appear to do important things and spin abject failure as success.

Create reports, surround yourselves in flags during press conferences, show people pictures and video of your shock troops killing “criminals”. Always skirt questions about why the war on bald pussies has failed to have any significant effect of the incidence of bald pussies.

Keep on doing this till you run out of money and public faith in the system. Never mind that you have trashed many societies, killed/ imprisoned millions and ultimately destroyed popular faith in the system.

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Freebies from Escorts: Possibilities and Pitfalls

July 30, 2010 5 comments

The following post deals with an issue that I prefer to not talk about, but should be understood by those who use escorts.

Almost every guy who has contemplated using or has used escorts must have wondered:

Do they give freebies?

The answer is complicated, and it is important that you read and understand ALL of the issues surrounding such possibilities. Having said that, the answer is-

Yes, BUT…

The first thing you have to keep in mind is-

An escort who does not take money from you occasionally or frequently is no longer “just an escort”.

Do you really want that? Think about it, very carefully, before you go down that route with any escort.

The next thing to consider is that such connections are infrequent and uncommon.

You can safely assume that over 90% of the escorts, you ‘see’, will not offer you freebies- EVER.

So what conditions favor you getting freebies?

Your Age (20-50)
Your Looks (better than average)
Attitude (No Clinging, Domineering but not Intimidating)
Her Age (Early 20s or Early 30s)
Her Occupation (The chances of freebies increase a lot if she is a part-timer/ weekender type)
Duration of Acquaintance (a few times)

One nugget of wisdom.

Never take freebies from an East-Asian escort (foreign-born or otherwise), no ifs or no buts. There is a reason behind this statement, but it fairly unpleasant and politically incorrect- something to do with being more greedy and manipulative than any other ethnic group.

How does the whole freebie “business” begins?

Irrespective of the escort, it always follows a familiar pattern. Initially, you will find that you ‘connect’ with some escorts much better than others. This is especially the case if they are part-timers and young.

The average clientèle of escorts is a chivalrous, middle-aged or older men who will treat them like a princess and is happy to have sex with them AND on their terms. Someone like me- much younger, better shape, looks and who treats them like naughty girls is rare. Don’t be a total asshole, as it will work against you.

But be a smartass and don’t play by all their rules. But for you own sake, always use condoms for penetrative sex. Remember they are escorts, and more fundamentally women, so trusting them is not in your best interest.

It is necessary that you be very blunt about the nature of the relationship- from day one.

You are fucking her for ‘free’ or reduced rates because she likes hanging out with you. You are not her BF, lover or potential husband and never will be.. ever.

Having said that, some of my nicest interactions with girls have been with escorts who grew to like me. I will post some stories about them in a future post. Ironically, because you are not afraid of pissing each other off- you grow to accept the person as they are AND you are not afraid to be what you are.

Moreover, there are far fewer taboos between her and you- sexual or otherwise.

Important: If they ever ask you for money after being in a unpaid situation, RUN away. It is always a con, no ifs and buts.

Do you want me to write more about this topic? Let me know..

But understand this well-

What you should be aiming for is a hot fuck-buddy type situation. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT look at this as a way of getting into relationships of ANY kind.

Having said that, it is very enjoyable if things work. I have many stories.. but then again, I have paid for over 400 women in my life. It is a numbers game.

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