Archive for June 3, 2011

How Ferdinand Bardamu Can Get His Groove Back

June 3, 2011 6 comments

It appears that Ferdinand Bardamu is suffering from laziness, amotivation and a general malaise. While that could be partially related to his injured ankle, it may also be linked to the slim pickings of quality ass in Burlington. Did you know that capital of Vermont has a population of less than 8,000. Even Cheyenne, Wyoming has over 60,000 people.

Based on my extensive experience in this area- feeling low can be alleviated by regular applications of hot and skilled escorts to the penis. His current location makes “trips” to Montreal easy and inexpensive.

A twice/month escort habit (incall + driving to and fro) will set him back by about 400 USD. Even if FB is seeing a woman or two, semi-regular sojourns with skilled, hot and polite pros will do wonders for his outlook on life.