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How Ferdinand Bardamu Can Get His Groove Back

It appears that Ferdinand Bardamu is suffering from laziness, amotivation and a general malaise. While that could be partially related to his injured ankle, it may also be linked to the slim pickings of quality ass in Burlington. Did you know that capital of Vermont has a population of less than 8,000. Even Cheyenne, Wyoming has over 60,000 people.

Based on my extensive experience in this area- feeling low can be alleviated by regular applications of hot and skilled escorts to the penis. His current location makes “trips” to Montreal easy and inexpensive.

A twice/month escort habit (incall + driving to and fro) will set him back by about 400 USD. Even if FB is seeing a woman or two, semi-regular sojourns with skilled, hot and polite pros will do wonders for his outlook on life.

Comments?

  1. June 3, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha,

    I am 98.2 percent convinced that you are his “alter ego” and this is all one big joke!!!!

    don’t get any std’s mr crapacoli!!!!!

  2. June 3, 2011 at 11:51 pm

    Laziness caused by lack of testosterone also?

  3. Ryu
    June 4, 2011 at 5:11 am

    AD, let me ask you something.

    If I went to the Erotic Review (TER) or some other escort review site, would I find any reviews written by you? I believe you are who you say you are, but having your experiences recorded on TER would do loads for your creditiblity with others. You could probably get a post or two out of explaining what it is as well.

    I have written on other escort bulletin boards + did a lot of member-to-member messaging. However I am not interested in explicitly linking that part of my life with this one.

  4. raliv
    June 5, 2011 at 12:36 pm

    i laughed.

  5. DoesNotMatter
    June 5, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    Dunno man! I find that hookers are way more drama than the chicks I can pick up from Day Game

  1. June 5, 2011 at 1:25 am

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