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Funny Meme: College CONservative

Rather accurate..

Source = quickmeme.com/College-Conservative/?upcoming

Comments?

  1. December 25, 2011 at 9:06 am | #1

    I got one…

    Thinks he is being “discrete” by going on a “sex vacation” in Sri Lanka,

    Meanwhile, Advocatus Diaboli is sticking it in his girlfriend’s pooper during her stint as an “escort.”

  2. Ryu
    December 25, 2011 at 9:33 am | #4

    I can beat that:

    “I hate white people”

    “Only sleep with white women”

    or better yet:

    “Indians: God’s gift to the world”

    “Left India and can’t stand other greedy dot-heads”

  3. Columnist
    December 25, 2011 at 10:23 am | #5

    Masterful.

  4. Matt Strictland
    December 26, 2011 at 11:16 am | #6

    Most of these are decently funny though

    #1 the flat tax one is a non sequitur (it wouldn’t be the best choice but its wouldn’t kill America any more than Unions can save it)

    #2 the N.P.R. one isn’t false or hypocritical (it would reduce spending)

    #3 the Consitutionalist one is while not the best policy call, perfectly compatible. The document can be amended

    as for the White help one, well its plain racist and stupid. Not that I care Helping 80-90% of the population is not a race based preference. Its a class based one and while class and race do crossover, affirmative action is explicitly race not class based.

    • Matt Strictland
      December 26, 2011 at 2:19 pm | #7

      Matt Strictland :
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      as for the White help one, well its plain racist and stupid. Not that I care Helping 80-90% of the population is not a race based preference. Its a class based one and while class and race do crossover, affirmative action is explicitly race not class based.

      And yes I am aware that Whites make up a smaller percentage of the population now, in the early eras of this country, it was much higher, reaching nearly 90% in the 1940′s.

      Also, in case some liberal wants to bring it up the GI Bill is not comparable to affirmation action. Giving someone an extra reward for military service is not a handout any more than a raise in job benefits is charity

    • Deadly Guy
      December 26, 2011 at 3:08 pm | #8

      Consider that for much of US history, whites enjoyed many “racial priveledges” over, above and the expense of blacks and other minorities. Affirmative action is a (primitive but a start) attempt at rectifying that. Its called justice.

      Are you dense?

      People like you are the reason why the blogs author hates whites. Get a clue.

      • Matt Strictland
        December 26, 2011 at 6:47 pm | #9

        Its spelled privilege BTW.

        And I don’t especially care why our host hates Whites. That his business. He seems to hate everybody which is fine.

        As for minorities, many of them are illegals or the offspring of trespassers and as such are unwanted. I didn’t invite them here and I don’t feel any responsibility for them with rare exceptions . They aren’t my people and I owe them zero.

        As for the legal immigrants, they really weren’t invited by anyone but the traitorous elite but even the ones that are wanted well part of the price you pay for coming here is a hard slog.

        If you don’t like it, stay where you were and fix that. Immigration is a costly privilege (note that word)

        Among the very few of exceptions I’ll make, are the Hmong. I have no use for them but the Hmong and some Vietnamese were invited here for services rendered in Vietnam. It wasn’t a good idea (nothing in that war was) but I can see an honor debt might need to be paid.

        A hint for you, in the real world, people are tribal and its dog eat dog and being “nice” just gets you eaten. I can’t think of many places in history where kindness is not treated as weakness and will result to a bad situation.

        Taking as an example the Native American story, had they done what the Natives did the Vikings back in Vinland days i.e killed them all or let them starve to death before they got a foothold, they might still have the land .

        They did not and well Vae Victis , woe to the conquered.

        Those who cannot hold their land or defend themselves will lose it. Just as we White are now.

        Same as the Africans, I disapprove of slavery (its inefficient and degrades the ethics of people who keep slaves) but if you can’t keep people from conquering you (your own people BTW ) merde happens.

        You might have made an argument that freed slaves deserved reparations, I’d be OK for that — teach em literacy and either give em $300, clothes and a mule or $500 gold , a gun and 60 rounds, supplies and a one way ticket to Africa but its far too late for that.

        Even more modern reparations are futile as the last of them died in the early part of the last century.

        As for the existing Black population, they certainly are Americans, alas but blaming Whites for their pathologies is wrong.

        White people aren’t breaking up their families, having kids without parenting , aren’t killing them, putting dope in them and aren’t responsible for their lack of impulse control or general lack of the kinds of brains needed for modern civilization.

        We might be mind of sort of responsible for lack of jobs that they can do, but less quality Whites have the same issue and as such, I’ll take care of people who give a better ROI (poor Whites) and who are mine first.

  5. Mustafa H.E.
    December 27, 2011 at 10:20 am | #10

    Not as good as the liberal college whore, but a lot of the CONservative memes are pretty accurate.

    Although for instead of “disgusted by Hip-Hop culture, f**ks a goat up in the ass as part of an orientation”
    I would’ve put down “Disgusted by Hip-Hop culture, Decries Iran as an Islamofascist human rights abuser for banning rap music”

  6. Matt Strictland
    December 27, 2011 at 3:32 pm | #11

    Mustafa H.E. :

    Although for instead of “disgusted by Hip-Hop culture, f**ks a goat up in the ass as part of an orientation”
    I would’ve put down “Disgusted by Hip-Hop culture, Decries Iran as an Islamofascist human rights abuser for banning rap music”

    One can find something loathsome yet decry use of government force to stop it without hypocrisy . The ideal society is not after all an ant colony, all that is not prohibited need not be mandatory.

  7. Conquistador
    December 30, 2011 at 7:55 pm | #12

    “A hint for you, in the real world, people are tribal and its dog eat dog and being “nice” just gets you eaten. I can’t think of many places in history where kindness is not treated as weakness and will result to a bad situation.” – Matt Strictland

    Agreed but I’m curious though why has being “nice” become the zeitgeist?

  8. Wake Up!
    January 7, 2012 at 11:15 pm | #13

    Iranian government banned hip-hop? Good. I don’t blame them.

  1. December 25, 2011 at 10:59 pm | #1

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