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A Sign of Our Times: Goldilocks Tween Costume

I recently came across a post on some ‘mom site’ complaining about slutty teen/tween Halloween costumes. While such complaints are heard every year, one particular costume mentioned in that post caught my attention.

In case you don’t believe me, just google “goldilocks tween costume” and you can see that many retailers are selling this item in teen sizes for about 35-50$ a piece. While some of you might see this as yet more evidence that we are going to hell, I prefer to see this as proof of the invisible hand of the marketplace.

What do you think? Comments?

Categories: Current Affairs, Musings
  1. MMe6
    October 4, 2012 at 2:48 pm

    Female’s sexuality is her worth, this costume helps market it, christians have sth to ra e about, every1 wins. I like your blog, educate yourself about capitalism, socialist moron:

    Our times are not capitalistic in any sense of the word, study words son. Ye we go go to h3ll wtf son what hand? Twas devised by the hidden hand, aka freemasons, control freaks, nothin to do with capitlism.

    Just like Stalin’s brand of communism was not “real” communism?

    • Trucidator Diaboli
      October 4, 2012 at 3:34 pm

      Shit’s Advocate is a Mason himself (maybe an 18 degree Knight of the Rosy Cross or a Royal Arch; these degrees are usually in charge of writing and the media, and they usually like to take it in the ass for further illumination and third eye opening). He will always reply with sophistry ignoring the realities. Since he is a Mason, he will never recognize their existence, which a scheme devised to mislead the clueless people. Don’t waste your time arguing with this delusional moron who thinks he is in touch with demons.

      • hans
        October 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm

        While we´re at this.
        I wonder what ole´ grandad Rockefeller would do to the mom if he´d spot one of his granddaughters in this.


        My bet is, rip mom a new one then the kid.

      • P Ray
        October 5, 2012 at 3:42 am

        Often, the very rich are able to hide their wealth or make it difficult for someone who divorces them to make too much from it.
        Besides, it’s hard for people to betray someone who offers them a better deal than the regular marketplace.
        On the flip side, the very rich have to fish from the pool available to all others too – and a misstep could lead them shackled to someone of poor character, with mental problems, or STDs.
        Not to mention, “accidents” can happen to these rich people too…

  2. P Ray
    October 4, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    Women enjoy having men pay for them without reciprocating in any way,
    this costume is a means to an end (usually not her firm one though).

  3. ant
    October 4, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    maybe because of tweens taking cellphone pics nowadays you’ll see this popping up at party city. B)

  4. javert
    October 4, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Completely predictable that a mom’s site would complain about this. Older women, mothers among them are the biggest censors by far, and their true and only motive is envy of watching on other women what they no longer have. Bring the sluttier costumes, we the target audience won’t whine about that.

    Yes, I have no problems with tweens and teens dressing like that. They look far better than their leathery skinned and sagging mothers.

    • P Ray
      October 4, 2012 at 5:48 pm

      Don’t date any woman nearing 30. Mainly ’cause those are the ones who’ll lie to you the most so they get their baby rabies salved. As for women over that age, if they choose to leave you should not try to dissuade them.

    • Wilson
      October 6, 2012 at 4:06 am

      Of course the women “complain”, demanding that “society” or “Obama” do something about it. How about Dad just tells the daughter not to wear it? Oh, that’s right, they’re either single moms or they’ve castrated their husbands and taught their daughters that they have the right to boss around Dad.

  5. hans
    October 4, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    It even has a quasi Pedo Bear on it. Yeah I know Goldilock theme, blabla my ASS!

    You noticed that too?

    It´s shit like this people.
    They´re so obviously fucking you in the head and you´re paying money to willingly bend over. Or in this case make your child bend over for you.

    • P Ray
      October 5, 2012 at 12:02 am

      “SomebodysDaughter.org wants to remind you that that porn star or stripper is somebody’s daughter, you creep. Yeah, so what’s the point ? Maybe I’m somebody’s horny son looking for some action and she’s got bills to pay. Win-win.”

  6. Matt Strictland
    October 5, 2012 at 12:06 pm

    That kind of thing is creepy but given how decayed our society has become, pedo-chic is almost inevitable

  7. Wilson
    October 6, 2012 at 4:01 am

    Old enough to bleed…

  8. October 6, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    It could be argued that flaying dogs alive for producing fur is worse that a self-shot of a 17-year old on the internet.

  9. hot
    December 5, 2013 at 10:24 am


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