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Funny Video: The Women of LA

A funny video which, while somewhat specific for women in LA, is also broadly true for most large cities in North America.

PS: Women in NYC are no better, unlike what the video tries to imply.

Enjoy! Comments?

Categories: Dystopia, LOL, YouTube
  1. February 19, 2013 at 10:16 pm


    you got the vid from fatuous Mr. Manboobz, you “misogynist” Nice Guy ™

  2. February 19, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    this vid is better….

  3. kneehowguys
    February 20, 2013 at 12:05 am

    I’m a ChemE major in undegrad. I know plenty of them who go into pharmaceuticals and you have some expertise in the area. Talk about this a bit. I want to end up in a few years near Montreal/east Canada or maybe in Toronto.

    The pharma industry might not exist by the time you graduate. The greedy conmen running those companies first fucked up the ability of those companies to do research (since the mid- 1990s) and have been firing hundreds of thousands since 2005.

    It seems like you can cut down on pooning costs alot just by being closer to Montreal. The 220/hour isn’t really 220/hour when you include all the costs of travel. Is it even a better deal than 300/hour in the U.S.?

    Look, escorts in any half-decent country outside the USA are much cheaper and better than those in the USA.

    If I can’t end up close ot there, I am more subject to however good or bad escorts in the city I end up in

    • February 22, 2013 at 9:48 pm

      You don’t know of any successful chemE friends and what they did? I’m asking alot of people around, but

      It does seem like a major advantage if I can end up in Canada or near Montreal where pooning is better.

      or have a job that pays enough money to hobby.

      It’s one of those things where like I will talk to someone and be like I wanna live in Canada or near there. And people will be like why and I’ll be like o shit I am not going to answer that question honestly.

      Canada still seems >> than living in the south and pooning in Latin American countries just because of racial diversity alone.

      Latin America is much better than Canada, as long as you understand things are different there.

      Maybe I’m just over analyzing, but it seems like the way to go for me is get a decent chemE job,then how much money would I need for bimonthly or once every three week weekend pooning visits to Canada? Is that how you do it these days?

      Vancouver is not bad, Toronto is fine too.

      Then maybe also throw in a well reviewed local escort or two?

      Just want to figure out the budgeting and logistics of escort pooning, how to position myself so all of this can be convenient.

      • February 22, 2013 at 11:57 pm

        >>Latin America is much better than Canada, as long as you understand things are different there.

        Tell me a bit about your experiences or what you’ve heard with Latin America. How often do you go abroad to poon?

        What crosses my mind about racial diversity is:
        a. does their cheapness/hotness make up for less racial diversity?
        b. 3rd world countries more dangerous? get robbed? more std’s?
        c. get nice food for cheap?
        d. have to learn Spanish?
        e. Is Brazil as awesome as Brazilian anal porn makes it out to be?
        f. how do they treat little asians

        For some reason my impression for pooners is that Latin America is like Thailand except not Asian. And I tend to associate poorer countries w/ escorts/prostitues having more STD’s.

        But it’s like why go to Latin America when you could go to Eastern Europe?

      • February 23, 2013 at 10:14 am

        Mr. KneeHow….

        Be very careful if you go to Thailand that you don’t make the “mistake” Roosh made repeatedly….


        in fact you can read his “secret” e-novella Gay Bang: Or how l stopped fearing anal and learned to love Ladyboy cock….”

  4. February 20, 2013 at 6:39 am

    had to jack this and repost. good looking out

  5. Matt Strictland
    February 22, 2013 at 1:04 am

    Funny video. Thanks. This reminds me of my guilty pleasure, Millionaire Matchmaker. The L.A. scene got so messed up that Patty Sanger (the eponymous matchmaker) fled L.A. to NYC hoping for a better pool of girls

    I have no idea if it worked though.

    I’ll also add I wonder of the demography has anything to do with it, L.A. isn’t a very White or American city in many ways. Some parts are but thats not the majority and the dating scene for those areas is small and probably a little odd.

    lastly the slenderish girl in the “Valley” wearing the red flannel wasn’t that bad, not as hot as the others but not gross and if she was supposed to be a lez, it didn’t work.

  6. EvilOne
    February 22, 2013 at 8:15 am

    A post from terb.ca

    These 3 steps helped me finally break free. Read them when you’re ready.
    If you’ve been struggling to quit this hobby, then this post is for you.

    Any why would you want to quit paying for sex by the hour? Are the alternatives better? Marriage is nothing more than indentured slavery to some aging and ungrateful hag. Long term relationships are slightly better than marriage but not by much. Short term relationships require you to constantly find and convince new women to have sex with you.

    All of the supposed ‘alternatives’ to buying sex by the hour are either more expensive and much more degrading or require too much effort for very modest returns. Then there is also the question about whether non-professional relationships with women without sex are worth it- at all.

    If you’re happy doing what you’re still doing, then don’t read it, because it’s just going to make you angry.

    I know that there is a lot of hypocrisy and irony in me posting such a thing (as what follows) on an erotic review board, but we’re human. Humans are unusual creatures. If you’re seething, then please just click away and go to another thread. No vitriol or hatred or flaming or name-calling needed. We all get the stupidness of this situation. And besides, I’ve left, so there will be no retraction, reaction, or defense. This is all for you, and you alone. Consider it, think about it, and then proceed accordingly.

    Are you still here?

    All right, get comfortable. What follows is for you.
    It is my final gift to you, and my final contribution to terb.

    I’ve been fighting for 19 months to shut this part of my life down, and I think I finally managed to pull it off, although time will tell. One can hope, after all. It feels pretty shut down right now, but hell, time will goddamn tell.

    I’ve been to MP’s probably 60 times, and SP’s probably 15 times. And yes, it’s added up, money-wise, too. Yes, it’s been disastrous, and yes, it’s been a part of my life that I wish never happened. And yet here we are. The good news is that I feel like I may have finally succeeded in poisoning the part of my heart responsible for these errant 20 months, and killed it for good (which is what I’ve been trying to do, this is a good thing).

    The beginning of the end began 7 weeks ago, with something, well…unexpected.

    7 Weeks Ago
    The appointment was late at night, so I was the last client for this very popular, stellar-reviewed, attractive agency girl. We kissed and talked and cuddled, and…didn’t end up having sex. No orgasm. No cum. None of that stuff. Lying in the bed, cuddling and talking and just enjoying feeling each others bodies. It was liberating and amazing in ways that I didn’t think would be possible. I should admit that I did not premeditate or anticipate this outcome. It simply happened. This was also the first and only time this ever happened with me and an SP/MP. When my hour was up and the agency called (around midnight), she even jumped out of bed, and lied to them, saying that I was done, and that I’d gone home. We stayed there, and just cuddled for another 30 minutes. Maybe it was a bit longer. I told her personal things of my life, and my personal struggles with this whole world I had become part of. I told her that I would never see her again. I won’t. I can’t. Too dangerous. She knows who she is, and knows what I’m talking about. She told me that I was the first client that she had not had sex with (relatively new to the biz, to add some context). In short, the experience was very helpful in helping part of me to break away in a way that I never had been capable of before. Step one.

    2 Weeks Ago
    I visited a “high-mileage” MP at a Scarborough Asian spa. She was being raved about for her sensual nature, and so I figured I would go and get lost in the moment. Nothing of the sort happened. She was not attractive, I was not attracted, and the whole thing just felt gross and dirty. There was lots of mileage, and a release, but I didn’t enjoy it. Not in any way. Barf. Step two in walking away for good in the books.

    Yesterday I visited a well-reviewed independent SP. I was hoping for a sensual experience, and to feel warm and fuzzy and (I know this is stupid) cared for. Yes, foolish, I know. The opposite happened. Mechanical. Unattractive. With little warning, told me that time was up, and that I would have to pay more to continue and achieve a release. Sadly, I paid more, and a release happened. Did I love it? No. Did it leave me feeling relieved and fulfilled? Hell no. More like gross and dirty. Again. Silver lining: It felt like the final step: step three. I even threw my newly-acquired hobby phone in the garbage – with anger and disgust – on the way back to my car.

    I feel like I have turned a corner. I’m not certain if this formula will work for you (or for the long haul), but right now, it feels like it might. Which again – feels liberating and wonderful. I know it’s hypocritical, and and I know that I have no right to even have this conversation with you, but I wanted to share this with you.

    If you’re in a place similar to where I was/am, then I hope the beginning of the end starts soon for you, too.

    Here it is again:

    Step One: See a gorgeous SP, and just cuddle. Don’t have sex with her.
    Step Two: See a gross, high-mileage, unattractive MP.
    Step Three: See an unattractive clock-watcher that mostly wants your money, and makes sure you know it and feel it while you’re with her.

    If you’re trying to break free, and this little post helps you in some way, then you’re welcome.

    The sun is coming out. Soak up some sunshine.


    P.S. No, my name is not Brian. It’s Josh. There, I said it.

    P.S.S. I likely won’t see any replies. Thanks for reading. Hope it helps you.

  7. February 23, 2013 at 11:10 pm

    It is such a joke. To remember how pathetic I am.


    To remember how pathetic I am. It is such a joke, the lengths I am going to.get some sex, kissing and cuddling. It’s nothing for them.

    Warms my fucking my fucking heart to see things like these. Not everyone is racist.

    • EvilOne
      February 24, 2013 at 12:50 pm

      Even if the women aren’t racist, the men could be.

    • February 24, 2013 at 9:43 pm

      could only watch 15 seconds of the video…

      maybe you need spikey hair and arm tattoos-the new Kneehowguy….

    • February 24, 2013 at 9:44 pm

      Brandon Lee had blond hair????

      • February 24, 2013 at 10:09 pm

        Hey EvilOne and Stoner,

        If you ever paid for sex, tell me about it.

  8. Joe
    February 24, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    Looking into my crystal ball, I see a lot of indebted college grads offering their companionship on craigslist and backpage. The blond in the article could make a week’s paycheck in one evening.


    • EvilOne
      February 24, 2013 at 9:34 pm

      They aren’t allowed to sort by 12 minute IQ tests…so…

    • February 24, 2013 at 9:41 pm

      she’s not worth sludging away for a week for 15 minutes of fun…

    • P Ray
      February 25, 2013 at 8:46 pm

      Beautiful women rarely have troubles (Unless it’s of the “First World Problems” kind).
      LooksMoneyStatus theory in action.

  9. February 24, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    Mr. Kneehowguy…

    is this you:


    and what is this contraption you have in your hand…

    it looks like a power tube from an old TV or guitar amplifier….

  10. February 24, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    kneehowguys :
    Hey EvilOne and Stoner,
    If you ever paid for sex, tell me about it.

    every guy pays for sex…

    “dating” is paying for sex…

    going to a crappy club you don’t want to be at is paying for sex….

    a chick digging you for your “status” is indirectly paying for it….

    is this you:

    looks like a power tube for a guitar amp or old tv…

  11. February 24, 2013 at 10:20 pm


    you go around and ask everyone the same questions…


    if you can’t hire a hooker, maybe just try a stripper bar. You will get to feel like what it’s like to be treated like a walking ATM machine and hey, maybe one of them will meet you outside of the club….

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