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Ubiquitous Social Media Creates an Abundance of Dancing Monkeys

Over the past decade, I have noticed the rapid growth of a peculiar trend concerning the manner in which people interact with those around them. Almost everyone and their dog (in many cases, literally) wants to create and project an artificial idealized image of themselves. While this trend is most obvious when you look around on Instagram, but it found on every social media platform (YouTube, Twitter, Snapchat, Tinder etc) and more worryingly.. in real life. To be clear, I am not suggesting that the desire to project an idealized image of oneself is something new or inherently dangerous. It is however hard to deny that ubiquitous social media has made what was once a small-scale and localized behavior into something that is disturbing and potentially dangerous.

To understand what I am talking about, let us go back a little in history to a TV program known as “America’s Funniest Home Videos“. While the concept might seem quaint today, most people do not understand how revolutionary it really was in 1989. In a single stroke, it allowed anybody with a camcorder who was lucky or clever enough to film a “viral” video clip to become famous and even make some money. I should point out that this was in an era when becoming famous required a combination of luck and fellating the people who owned and ran media outlets. Now any person with some degree of understanding of how media worked could use that knowledge to game the system and become famous and even make some money.

But why is that such a bad thing? Who does not want to be famous and rich? In my opinion, the problem lies not so much with seeking fame and fortune as how it all of this interacts with late capitalism. See.. when AFHV came out in 1989, it was still pretty easy to get a decent and fairly stable job which paid enough to live a middle-class lifestyle. Being famous by having your “viral” video clip shown on AFHV was akin to getting an extra boost for your social life. Being a famous (or infamous) public figure was not a career choice for most people. Now fast forward to 2018 and we are in a situation where ‘normal’ jobs and vocations are increasingly difficult to get and almost everyone below a certain age is juggling multiple low-paid and precarious jobs.

To help readers understand why this trend is disturbing and potentially dangerous, let me ask you a simple question- would you seriously consider gambling at casinos, buying lottery tickets or betting on horses as a career choice? If not, why not? While it is possible to make a living and even get rich by engaging in such activities- the chances of succeeding in them (especially in a consistent manner) are really small. In other words, the chances of failure are unacceptably high for the vast majority of people- and even those with some skill are not consistently successful. Coincidentally the same is true for business ventures, even though the neo-liberal scammers who want to promote the snake-oil of “entrepreneurship” would like you to believe otherwise.

It is no secret that a few people have become very famous and rich because of their social media presence. Even more have become semi-famous and make decent if unstable income from the content they create as well as their social media presence. Neither would be an issue if we were living in a normal society. But we live in late capitalism where the vast majority of people face an ever diminishing chance of finding a stable livelihood. Combine this with the almost lottery like success of a few and it is not hard to see how many more might be suckered into believing that they have a chance at fame and riches. Furthermore, the barriers to entry are non-existent and most famous internet celebrities are not even unusually good-looking.

There is also another uniquely american issue which makes this far worse than necessary. As many of you know, american culture (especially post-1980) celebrates the culture of scamming.. I mean “hustle”. Now combine this with the already poor career prospects for most people and the low barrier for entry and you can start to see how this could become problematic. And it has.. YouTube channels where attractive women model swimwear and lingerie can easily get 100k-500k subscribers (example 1, example 2 and example 3) as can ugly women pretend to be white trash. Some of you might also have heard about attractive and popular teen girls making decent money as social media “influencers”. But why is any of this problematic in the long run?

well.. because, for one, it creates a society where the ability to cultivate a public image and bullshit is infinitely more important than actual knowledge or competence. That is how we end up with media savvy mediocrities such as Neil deGrasse Tyson and Ernest Moniz instead of Carl Sagan and Richard Feynman. That is how we get endless and insipid reboots of older beloved movies and TV shows rather than anything new and path-breaking. That is also how we get other mediocrities such as atrocious and hyped “collaborations” between previously famous musicians or autotuned losers who look and sound the same. Did I mention the sad losers who cheer on charlatans pimping 30-40 year old technology such as Elon Musk?

Eventually you end up with a society full of con-artists (of varying skill levels) engaged in a constant struggle to ‘out-con’ each other. To be fair, this process was already underway in USA. It is just that the effect of ubiquitous social media on this trend has been analogous to spraying a lot of gasoline on an already destructive fire. But what does any of this have to do with creating large numbers of dancing monkeys, and what do I mean by that term? Well.. dancing monkeys are people whose livelihood is heavily dependent on their enthusiasticness of their performance. This is especially apparent on social media platforms like Twitter and FaceBook where people spend inordinate amounts of time and effort to make themselves look and act the part.

That is why, for example, every establishment journalists is perpetually cheering on the “mueller investigation” or how con-artists supported by right-wing think tanks see deep state conspiracies behind every audible fart. That is also why SJWs spend so much time on tone-policing, doxxing “unbelievers” and other acts of fake self-righteousness. And there is paid astroturfing and bot-farms who post content on those and other platforms. But it gets worse.. ever wondered how the gmail user-interface keeps getting worse or why install size of iOS keeps on increasing despite lack of new features? Oh how Microsoft keeps releasing shittier updates to Windoze 10?

Guess what… it is all about dancing monkeys (in the management) desperately wanting to create the appearance of effort and hard work. That is why, almost every day, you hear about some fire or police department participate in a make-a-wish for some dying kid. Or why PR departments of “famous” universities put out daily press releases about how their scholars are on the verge of curing cancer or solving some other problem- and then we hear nothing more about it till they recycle the same bullshit template a couple of weeks with different names and a slightly different writeup. As I said before, this problem is not new but it is undeniable that ubiquitous social media has made it significantly worse by speeding up the contradictions inherent in late capitalism.

What do you think? Comments?

  1. P Ray
    November 16, 2018 at 4:23 am

    Guess what… it is all about dancing monkeys (in the management) desperately wanting to create the appearance of effort and hard work. That is why, almost every day, you hear about some fire or police department participate in a make-a-wish for some dying kid. Or why PR departments of “famous” universities put out daily press releases about how their scholars are on the verge of curing cancer or solving some other problem- and then we hear nothing more about it till they recycle the same bullshit template a couple of weeks with different names and a slightly different writeup. As I said before, this problem is not new but it is undeniable that ubiquitous social media has made it significantly worse by speeding up the contradictions inherent in late capitalism.

    The media drama queens would probably come out and say:
    “Well, it’s a cure for a type of cancer, not all cancers, which is why there’s an announcement every week”, lol.

  2. Another Commenter
    November 16, 2018 at 8:08 am

    Some of these things are amazing.

    Anna DeVey – $500 paid to detective agency would have busted her in a day

    Theranos – extreme doubts about the viability of what the company was doing from day one – but a moderately attractive woman with a preternaturally deep voice is enough to get zillionaires lining up with their checkbooks.

    • P Ray
      November 16, 2018 at 9:28 am

      Don’t sell Elizabeth Holmes short, she was also a dropout! Like her male porn counterpart, John, she gave investors a screwing they’ll not likely forget.
      People think it was the idea of a belief in a wunderkind that caused those massive losses …
      when it was actually,
      she was the front person …
      who got other people to do the science work.

      But the idiot men in charge, with very little scientific background … let their little head do the thinking, without even getting any. Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani got plenty though, and while it was fresh, haha!

      • November 16, 2018 at 9:36 am

        PRay: Sorry, PRay, The Old Professor, as I like to call him, was an absolute natural ladykiller (despite his looks and 5 foot nothing height). He’s retired. He’s about 97. No one ever accused him of anything.

        Dartmouth professors are nerdy girlymen. No one is surprised about that.

        Check out the “King of Cool” Dean Martin for his seemingly effortless charisma and self-assurance

        Dino: Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams by Nick Tosches.

        Nick Tosches has written several biographies including Dino: Living High in the Dirty Business of Dreams; Hellfire: The Jerry Lee Lewis Story; and Unsung Heroes of Rock ‘n’ Roll: The Birth of Rock in the Wild Years Before Elvis. He was born and raised in New Jersey and lives in New York.

      • P Ray
        November 16, 2018 at 9:54 am

        Ya, also bring up a movie star why don’t ya. And then talk about how “confidence” is all you need.

        If the person is 97 putting their name up won’t hurt them. Only Nazi killers that the US shield, get punished at that age.

      • November 16, 2018 at 1:08 pm

        “Ya, also bring up a movie star why don’t ya. And then talk about how “confidence” is all you need.”

        It’s too bad you gave up on life. Men out there are making money and getting their dicks sucked. Rocking and rolling. Living like kings. Me, the old professor and my friends and many other men who aren’t movie stars or trust fund babies. You crawl back to your hole and die.

        Bye. Bye, you nihilistic cheese-eating surrender monkey.

      • P Ray
        November 16, 2018 at 3:47 pm

        Lel, I prefer to buy what I want.
        And if I can’t get what I want, where I am, I can enjoy myself in other ways.
        Your goading is music to my ears, it means you need men to be slaves to their dicks to keep things going.
        That means, you’re running out of suckers …

      • P Ray
        November 16, 2018 at 4:01 pm

        P.S. As a (former?) jarhead, you’d best be aware you serve the demands of the rich and powerful … Smedley Butler spoke of such quite a long time ago … better hope the status quo remains that you can live large without risking your life …

  3. ConditionedParrots
    November 16, 2018 at 9:16 am

    Many news channels and “the current administration” often say how the U.S. economy is so good, but aside from the billionaires, the economy for most people is really not better, and most jobs are low wages. THEY have a job so they think the economy is good.
    When students accurately say all of this school is a waste of time and this is not going to ever help me get a better job, have High School teachers tell them to sit down and shut up because those High School teachers are protecting their own jobs and their own salaries.
    Schools and now Social Media keep creating Socially Conditioned Parrots. One Social Media Parrot says some stupid thing, then like an A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) program (that’s even worse than a A.I. program because an A.I. program might create something useful) more Parrots repeat those stupid things over and over again. Then, maybe there’s one or a few parrots who advance to become an anomaly with a different program, but the Socially Conditioned Parrots keep repeating each other.

  4. MikeCA
    November 16, 2018 at 10:29 am

    “That is how we end up with media savvy mediocrities such as Neil deGrasse Tyson and Ernest Moniz instead of Carl Sagan and Richard Feynman.”

    While in graduate school I attended a conference at which Carl Sagan was a speaker. I talked with a number of astronomers in attendance, some who knew Sagan from his college years at University of Chicago. Off the record they told me Sagan was a mediocre astronomer with a gift for self promotion. They claimed Sagan did little original research, but borrowed ideas from other people, frequently without crediting them. A few years earlier he had been turned down for tenure at Harvard. At the time I thought this was probably mostly professional jealousy. Sagan went on to make the Cosmos series and become one the most recognizable faces of science. There is no question that Sagan had a gift for explaining science in a way that was interesting and ordinary people could understand.

    Richard Feynman was a physicist who made significant contributions in quantum mechanics and also was very good at explaining thinks in ways that made them easy to understand. When I was in college I found the The Feynman Lectures on Physics one of the clearest explanations of the principals of physics. Feynman is probably most famous for his questioning of NASA at the public hearing on the Challenger disaster and his televised demonstration that the o-ring material used in the shuttle failed at cold temperatures. Feynman was also gifted in explaining things so normal people could understand.

    • Another Commenter
      November 16, 2018 at 10:34 am

      Feynman was the real deal, a major figure of physics for many decades. For the Challenger commission, he was probably the most distinguished physical scientist in the US at that time, and a natural choice.

      For the others, being a good popularizer is not something to be sneered at.

  5. November 16, 2018 at 11:47 am

    I’m surprised you don’t like narcissistic broads on instagram. You could probably hit up “amateur” models and offer them $150 for MSOG, free wifi, AC/DC, POTSA, lettuce bacon tomatoe and all that other weird stuff.

    Strangely, if you are looking for a “purfessional” job, you are supposed to have a linked in account along with an impeccable resume. However, everyone was “asleep at the wheel” when this was happening: http://fortune.com/2015/10/05/linkedin-class-action/ ….and people act “surprised” with all the Fakebook controversy….

    • November 16, 2018 at 1:10 pm

      Only Arab sheiks get their greasy hands on those instagram broads.

      Agree! Only idiots with too much money choose amateurs who are full of themselves over competent professionals.

    • ant
      November 17, 2018 at 8:51 pm

      Did you not see his other blog with amateur nude pictures

      I prefer girl-next-door types rather than attention whores.. usually.

  6. November 16, 2018 at 11:54 am

    don’t hate the player, hate the game…

    • P Ray
      November 16, 2018 at 4:03 pm

      Fake it till you make it is now running out of success stories, good news indeed.

  7. Neo
    November 16, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    I HATED America’s Most Ignorant Entertainment! I’d tune to KOFF before I’d ever willingly watch that distractive crap!

    Are we so devoid of attention that we have to make fools of ourselves so that others will laugh at us? It only makes it worse when the venue is national television!

    • P Ray
      November 17, 2018 at 4:21 am

      Teenagers set themselves on FIRE as part of a new social media ‘challenge’ that is leaving them in hospital with serious burns
      The Fire Challenge has seen children setting themselves on fire for online ‘likes’
      Children have ended up in hospital with serious burns all over their skin
      A rise in the number of cases has been seen in Wales in recent months
      Specialist staff at Swansea’s Morriston Hospital have warned children not to do it

      With advances in medical technology, idiots are now having their lives saved after being stupid.
      Those idiots are considered socially well-adjusted (since they are willing to participate in social media AND take part in these challenges). It is likely they will breed.

      Idiocracy was a prediction, not a movie.

      • P Ray
        February 13, 2019 at 4:40 am

        One of the good examples of setting themselves on fire:

        Safe for work … if you are a firefighter or other first responder

      • P Ray
        February 16, 2019 at 7:11 pm

        Anyhow, a lot of alpha males are going to say “only weaklings and fools think about what happens on social media” … hope your gf, mum, relatives or parents don’t get stabbed for likes. On the flip side, I wonder how many of the so-called “alpha males” are going to stab back, but especially if the attacker is a teenager or younger 🙂
        Horrified after witnessing a stabbing on her doorstep, Radio 4 presenter Kirsty Lang investigated – and what her teenage son showed her about a dark YouTube underworld shocked her
        Sprawled on the pavement outside my house was a teenage boy. A paramedic was bent over him, trying to staunch the blood I could clearly see flooding from his abdomen, says Kirsty Lang (right). Until that night before Christmas, however, gang stabbings didn’t intrude on my comfortable middle-class existence. Only then was I jolted into paying real attention. Like many parents, I had no idea at all. It was my grown-up son, who is studying sociology and has an interest in youth crime, who explained the shocking way that social media now dominates the lives of our teenagers. Perpetrators film their attacks and post the videos on Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram and YouTube, glorying in the violence and using the attention they receive from their followers – particularly the votes of approval in the tally of ‘likes’ – to score points with their rivals (pictured top left: an assault in a shop, bottom left: a stabbing in north London and centre: a drill music video). Our teenagers are stabbing each other to death for ‘likes’. I started watching videos made by gangs in my area, including the W12 and MDP, which – according to some – stands for Money, Drugs, Power. Others say it stands for something still more disgusting.

  8. November 18, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    A few points:
    1. The only YouTube stars that are good are the travelers or people who teach you how to do shit like cook, repair a car, etc. People who make videos about being a Westerner in Japan, or an American in Brazil,etc. These good people provide interesting videos with a lot of information. They are less likely to be attention whores. P.S. There are good documentaries on various subjects if you can find them.
    2. Americans had good-paying stable jobs when they MADE shit. Like physical things (VCRs, CDs, TVs, radios, cars, trucks, tires, windows, clothes, tables, chairs, furniture, glass, coal, stainless steel, etc.). With robots, this is only going to get worse for working-class people.
    3. Science, medical science in particular, hasn’t accomplished anything big since they cured smallpox. Some good work on AIDS but no cures and no miracles. Medical science is reaching its limits.
    4. The fakeness of American culture began with Depression-era movies. Charlie Chaplin was a big con artist. It provided an escape for poor people. America became totally fake when Tom Cruise (that loser) became a world star (lol!) with his shitty homoerotic movie Top Gun (1986). Shortly after that, we got Paris Hilton reality TV, which is inevitable after the shit they fed us in the 80s. However, rock music from the 70s and 80s was pretty good.

    • Atlanta Man
      November 18, 2018 at 8:08 pm

      You cannot predict what science will do, and medical science has and continues to progress. Humans have cured Hepatitis C, developed anti viral medicines, improved genetic diagnoses, improved imaging, and are currently growing human tissue just to name a few recent things.

      • November 19, 2018 at 10:30 am

        The BIG advance in human life expectancy is immunization. The eradication of smallpox and the elimination of diseases such as polio, measles, and tetanus from much of the world.

        Everything else is small potatoes. We are very very early in genetic science and growing human tissue and anti viral drugs and we have yet to see if that leads to anything big. It might progress. Or might not. The lives of old people in the modern world are not good. Very painful end of life.

  9. P Ray
    January 7, 2019 at 2:56 am

    Remember, what you see of social media is very easy to fake or borrow.
    Many people in high positions, have 0 time, cannot really enjoy themselves without drink and drugs, and are one social media post away from getting fired.
    Some people know this, and have put up great memes:

  10. P Ray
    November 6, 2019 at 3:24 am

    The good thing about social media is that it also exposes women’s poor decision making skills when it comes to who they choose to date. Bonus points for the funny stuff coming out (pun intended) after she’s killed by her date.
    From dailymail:
    Jesse Shane Kempson (haha, I can name him as I am outside New Zealand) strangled British backpacker Grace Millane, 22, during rough sex ‘then watched porn, took photos of her body and went on another date just hours later’, New Zealand murder trial hears
    Grace Millane ‘killed during rough sex with Tinder date’, New Zealand court hears

    British backpacker Grace Millane (pictured) was murdered by a man she met on Tinder who then photographed her dead body and went on another date while her corpse lay in his flat, a court in New Zealand heard today. Jurors were told the Briton, who was on a gap year travelling the world and vanished in the early hours of her 22nd birthday, had been strangled until she bled through the nose. The defendant, a 27-year-old who cannot be named for legal reasons and who has pleaded not guilty to murder, admits she died in his flat and he put her body in a suitcase and buried it in woods, jurors heard. Miss Millane’s parents (pictured inset today) were in court to hear the evidence.

    Again, it’s very hard for men to “protect women from other men” if we’re not allowed to have any knowledge of your dating life because “muh privacy” and “you’re creepy”.
    On the flip side, we’re also not responsible for what happens to women either so telling us we should care is kind of funny … Gas, ass or grass, nobody rides for free

    • P Ray
      December 22, 2020 at 1:54 am

      Oh ya, apparently Grace Emmie Rose Millane’s murderer … surprise surprise … had many previous relationships, fathered a child, and had “violently raped” other women.
      (In quotes because remember … if women didn’t want violence to happen to them by their partner they can always pick a shorter, less stronger, and nicer guy).

      There are some good tips in the way he progressed his relationships with women, that all men need to learn, with the idea:
      “You can’t stop the bad men, and women won’t reward you for it, so just follow their method of behaviour”.

      Will probably make a longer post, but already enjoying the [LIFEFUEL].

  11. P Ray
    March 17, 2020 at 4:02 am

    Arranged it in alphabetical order since I had the time, enjoy:
    https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/fgek79/the_updated_comprehensive_waatgm_thotsaurus/ – Humor!The Updated Comprehensive WAATGM THOTsaurus. (self.WhereAreAllTheGoodMen)
    submitted 1 day ago * by DeeplyDisturbed1Cougar Chasers MVP
    Edit: Thanks to all who contributed. Your entries are included below. To the uninitiated, this translation guide will help as you navigate your way through the maze of modern THOTtery.
    Enjoy! (51 entries, alphabetical order – arranged by P Ray)
    “Abusive” = he did and/or said things I did not like.
    “Abusive” = Communicative. (as in “My ex was abusive/communicative with me about his problems with ME (lack of commitment, breaking his trust, etc) and I didn’t need THAT sort of abuse/communication.”)
    “Controlling” = My Alpha ex refused to tolerate my BS
    “Dark Humor is my thing/I speak fluent sarcasm” = Look, I am not that smart. I am just throwing quotes out there because I need to complete this damn profile. I need to get laid. Okay? There. Are you happy now?
    “Dated” = fucked, slept with, hooked up with. Related: “Had fun” = fucked, hooked up
    “Done with games” = I think I finally realized that I attracted LOTs of men, but I always chose the bad boys. And they call them BAD boys because they are bad and they lie and play games. I like the sex, but I don’t like the games. Or the lies. Just the sex. And I want babies and money.
    “Don’t hit me up if…” = If you have any sense of self worth, do not hit me up at all.
    “Don’t judge…” = Everyone judges me, and I am sick of it. I want my horrible life choices to be accepted by everyone – especially the man who is going to have to deal with the consequences!
    “Don’t judge” = “I do the judging, not you.”
    “Don’t waste my time if… / Got not time for…” = I have had way too much time on my hands, and for years I have wasted it on…
    “Entrepreneur” = I am a hairstylist or Multilevel Marketing sucker . Related: “Business owner” = my kids have only eaten cereal for the last three months because I spend 15k on Lululemon leggings and can’t sell them.
    “Fell Pregnant” = Deliberately had unprotected sex while ovulating.
    “Find(ing) Myself” = Engage in promiscuity (traveling optional).
    “Foody” = I can’t fucking cook. Don’t ask me to cook for you. Don’t expect me to cook for you. Don’t even think about my kitchen being used for meal prep. My oven is solely used to store pots and pans that still have the store price stickers on them. YOU will be paying for fancy fucking meals at as many trendy (read expensive) restaurants that I can find.
    “Have tattoos/Tatted” = Have daddy issues/hate myself on the inside, so might as well match the outside.
    “I know my worth” = I have a vagina. DUH!
    “I prefer…” = Look. I know this is all one big joke. I know I am a washed up, used up, busted up shell of a woman. I also know that my junk looks like a week old roast beef wrap, and I have swallowed more white goop than the entire Hellman’s quality control team. But I am delusional and living in a fantasy world created by Cosmo, and fueled by Thought Catalog lists and red wine. LOTS of red wine. So, since we’re fantasizing, I wish that…
    “I won’t settle” = If you are Chad, I will settle for a night. If you look like Shrek, but have a large bank account, I will most definitely settle. I will cheat on you, but I WILL settle.
    “If you can’t accept me at my worst, then you do not deserve me….” = I look nothing like Marilyn Monroe. But in my delusional mind, because guys hit on me sometimes, I really think I am THAT hot. So prepare for some toxicity in your life – and maybe you’ll get some sex.
    “If you don’t like kids, swipe left” = I know. I am screwed ok. I know most men will just swipe left anyway, so the best thing I can do is hope to poke the provider instinct button in the few “nice” guys who might take the bait. Most nice guys like babies, so maybe they won’t notice what I did there.
    “If you’re not 6ft tall….” = My girlfriends made me write this. If you are not 6 ft tall but have a big dick, then I am Def DTF.
    “Insecure” = My Beta ex refused to tolerate my BS
    “It Just Happened” = I was just standing there minding my own business, and all of a sudden, this really good looking guy just sauntered up to me and stuck his dick into my pussy!
    “Just Friends” = Potential, current or past Sex Partners
    “Let’s see what happens” = I need money, and you know I am going to take it from you, but there is that tiny little chance that I COULD be the girl of your dreams. So, let’s roll those dice big boy!
    “Let’s start as friends/take it slow at first” = I am hoping you are naive or desperate enough to provide commitment without me reciprocating.
    “Looking for a good man” = I am desperately grasping at the last threads of my childhood Disney dreams of finding Alpha Bucks. Please be him!
    “Looking for a nice guy” = Looking for someone I can control with sex.
    “Looking for Something Real” = I am pumped and dumped with more regularity than my period
    “Looking for the Spark” = I only get wet for tall fit handsome charismatic bad boys
    “Love to Travel / Want to travel” = 1. I don’t want to work to be an independent woman and expect a man to pay for my lavish trips. 2. I like to go to different cities/countries to bounce on as many random dicks as possible since they don’t count toward my total n-count.
    “Made some mistakes” = Slept with a lot of random guys in college. The ones I regret were the mistakes. The rest were “finding myself” (see below).
    “My kid(s) is/are my world” = I want to sound morally correct after fucking up my entire life. My kids are the only weapon I have.
    “My past doesn’t/shouldn’t matter” = Ron Jeremy himself would be appalled at how much fucking and sucking I’ve done. Oh, and handjobs don’t count, tee-hee!
    “My pics are current” = I can lie with a straight face
    “No Hookups” = I will most definitely hook up with the right man. Again. And again.
    “Not looking for a daddy for my kids” = I am looking for a daddy for my kids.
    “Outgoing/like adventures/love to travel” = I cannot afford those things, and I wasted my youth on frivolity, but I don’t want to die without some IG material to show those dumb b!tches at work that I still got it!
    “Prove to me that Chivalry is not dead” = I want to be spoiled and pampered and treated like a Lady in Waiting even though I act nothing like a lady and lost my virginity 25 years and 225 cocks ago.
    “Ready to settle down” = It’s getting real REEEAAL scary out here. It’s like I hit some invisible wall or something and now men don’t even LOOK in my direction anymore. The other day, some good looking 25 year old guy called me “ma’am”. FML!
    Sapiosexual = I like sex with Chad but I am going to make a normal guy work for it and when I am convinced that he has worked enough then I might provide starfish sex for 10 minutes. (usually right after Chad has dropped a load in me so I can baby trap Billy).
    “Serious” = These bills ain’t gonna pay themselves boys!
    “Sick of online dating apps” = Why do unattractive men even bother contacting me?
    “Smoke occasionally” = Smoke whenever the hell I feel like it. Oh, I also like casual sex.
    “Strong Independent Woman” = Mandatory statement. My female friends are reading this.
    “Swipe Left If…” = I don’t want to keep sounding like a total slut. But you know the dilly (wink)
    “Tired of drama” = Prepare for some drama
    “Tired of Players” = Tired of players, but cannot resist them either.
    “Was abused” = I deliberately tried to make my ex jealous by flirting with other men, and he got up in my face about it.
    “We’re talking to each other” = we are texting back and forth to see if I think he is fuck-worthy
    “You have to work for this” = I know I am fat and/or ugly, and this is what I say to make myself feel not so bad on the inside. In my dreams, a man comes along and works to gain my trust and respect. In real life I get treated like the village bicycle in Shenzhen.

  12. P Ray
    March 17, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    Ubiquitous social media will also create a very valuable resource in return, in the form of companies that save articles and webpages.

    You can probably make the case for a viable business model just so that a lot of people don’t get conned by smooth talking psychopaths.
    There was a planned app called Hoefax, but I’m pretty sure the feminists and their male cucks shut that down.

    A huge amount of Chad Thundercocks will actually delete their pages en masse if such a company exists beyond their legal reach.
    So will many feminists.
    That’s also another reason why so many Instagram pages of attractive men and women are private.

    Like the double standard joke goes:
    Feminists: don’t ever ask or question a person’s sexual history.
    Also feminists: haha, found the incel.

  13. P Ray
    March 23, 2020 at 9:29 am

    Related to CoViD-19, here’s VictoryorDeath about what happens when the lockdown lifts (expect even more lead justice):
    In countries where social distancing is mandatory or massively chosen, any classic means of meeting your girlfriend such as bars, clubs but also private parties in defined social circles, has been shut down. This is similar to WW2 when young men were sent to the front and could obviously not meet their girlfriend or find a new one. After the war was over, those who survived participated in a huge fuckfest which led to the baby boom. Like after WW2, we will have a fuckfest when the coronavirus stops. Unlike WW2, much fewer men will die. But also, unlike WW2… normies and even Chadlites will probably not be part of it. Because behind the scenes, unlike during WW2, the stage for the fuckfest will be prepared and is already on its way right now. This stage will feature the greatest surge in female hypergamy ever, with any remnant of old-style dating being meticulously destroyed.

    Step 1 : spread of the Tinder virus

    As soon as men and women will be barred from any real-life dating activity, their distraction will shift towards the only way left to date : dating apps. This will lead to the absolute supremacy of such apps, paving the way to the Blackpill Apocalypse.

    a) The most obvious one is that all single foids will join Tinder and others, even those who were reluctant to these if there was any left. Absolutely every young foid will at least install Tinder and get a grasp of the dynamics behind. And given that they will have at least one month to do so, it is likely that a strong majority of them will get used to such a dynamics. Hence, almost every young foid will realize that they have a literal army of men in line hoping to date her. This will only be strenghtened by c).

    b) One might argue that foids already in relationships and living with their normie boyfriends will not install dating apps. But unless they remain excited by their boyfriends for one month straight, boredom following days and weeks of confinement will prevail and the same foids will end up at least trying the same apps. Unless their boyfriend is Chad and they do live with him, even foids in relationships will end up joining dating apps.

    b) Not only every young foid but also every young man will join dating apps. This will leave foids even more choice than ever, allowing them to be even pickier than at any time before. The longer the confinement, the more foids will be selective with the men they like on apps, as being too “kind” in any way would allow an ever-increasing stream of men pouring in as matches. Remember they will not be able to meet them during confinement (inb4 cope, let’s assume everyone respect rules), so even the nicest foids – or those believing at first that they do not have many options – will slow down the flood of matches with men that keep coming in ever larger numbers. And this will naturally lead to the top 20%, then top 5% then top 1% and so on. The more time passes, the more ruthlessly normies, then Chadlites, then non-Gigachads will be wiped out from the online dating scene.

    Step 2 : the fuckfest is incubating

    Whereas the dating scene – reduced to its sole online component – becomes the playground of an exponentially-decreasing fraction of men, the activities following the confinement period are getting prepared. Foids and their matches will start talking to each other. A gigantic fuckfest is on its way. But the future is grim for any sub-Gigachad :

    a) Obviously foids will be overflooded and will be able to answer only a few of the gigantic numbers of messages they will receive under this long period. Hence, only the top of these men will be answered. The dilemma for men who have matches with foids is pretty much impossible if they are not among the very top : either they start messaging their matches early and the latter will get bored, moving on to better-valued men, or they wait and they face the risk of either being deleted or the same foids already getting “busy” with discussions with the same men.

    b) Slowly, every foid will end up with a shortlist of matches they will keep discussing with. As less sexy men are filtered out one after another, discussions with the sexier men become more passionate and excited. One must bear in mind the difference with pre-coronavirus times : “lower value” Chads were still be able to match with new foids if others would delete them. With the confinement (being stuck In the same place for a long time), every foid will see every man nearby and ALL MEN will be labelled as either “datable/fuckable” or “not datable/fuckable”. There will be no opportunity for those with the wrong label to catch up. On the other hand, foids and their final shortlists will more and more excite themselves, preparing the fuckfest. They will start making plans to go to this bar, or this restaurant, or even simply visit their own places for you know what. Due to ongoing discussions but no IRL action happening, plans will become increasingly more precise over time, leading to a fuckfest as precisely scheduled as a military operation.

    c) Regarding normies in relationships, if they are unable to prevent their girlfriends from joining dating apps, they will have no way to prevent the same phenomenon to happen. Girlfriends will compare them to every man, including Gigachads, in the neighborhood, naturally starting to detach themselves from their relationships.

    Step 3 : the Blackpill Apocalypse

    In some day in 2020, say the “Opening Day” or O-Day, the bars, restaurants, clubs and so on will re-open. Foids and Gigachads that matched on dating apps will be able to meet in real life. This will mark the start of the fuckfest launching the Blackpill Apocalypse, or the end of any old-style dating combined with the last steps of the most brutal rise in female hypergamy ever.

    a) Straight before O-Day, the final plans for meeting are getting finalized. On O-Day, the big fuckfest starts. However, not everyone will be able to meet everyone. So even there, Gigachads will further be selected: foids will try to first meet Gigachad #1 on their list, then Gigachad #2, and so on. As a conclusion, female hypergamy will rise even higher. Meanwhile, sub-Gigachads who did not manage to keep their girlfriends excited enough will start to be cheated on.

    b) On the other hand, there will be no return to former styles of dating. Foids will have the best dates of their lives ever and will never settle down. This is further strengthened by the fact that all foids will know ANY MAN nearby, so they know what alternatives they have to the Gigachads they have already selected. Further, they will come to the natural conclusion that dating apps is the means of dating that provided them the best experience : why come back to an imperfect form of dating when you have access to the best form possible. The difference with the pre-coronavirus time is that dating apps will have an absolute supremacy : EVERY foid will pass through them, never going back to pre-dating app times.

    tl;dr : normies, if you are not confined with your girlfriends right now or you are single, your dating life will not survive the post-coronavirus era.

    tl;dr 2 : IT’S OVER

  14. P Ray
    January 4, 2021 at 2:24 pm

    Here’s some actual data from an attractive man … out of the 100 dates he went on, women were only willing to pay in full … 3% of the time, and 27% of the time split the check … meaning 70% of the time, he was paying for everything.

    Remember, the wage gap has to exist so that men have enough money to pay for women, because women are only interested in men who earn more.

    When women start getting interested for the long-term in men who earn less than them, then and only then is the pay gap an issue.

    Remember … women hate data that actually analyses their dating outcomes and decisions … and not what they say, because women enjoy lying to men that they have no intention of dating.

    • P Ray
      January 4, 2021 at 11:37 pm

      Actually, “dating is harder for older women” for some reasons:
      1)her requirements go up when she is physically wanting
      2)men with options will pick the younger women
      3)the ones who pick her are only interested in the fuck
      4)the men interested in her for the long-term, she doesn’t like them
      5)very few people make fun of old women in mainstream media, all their complaints are aired
      6)”female victimhood” is seen as addressing trauma, “male victimhood” is seen as a terrorism motivator

      … but also really, since the majority of taxes and innovations are done solely by men … and most women want to enjoy the benefits of civilization and be around powerful men, women do owe men sex.

      • Jack Donovan
        January 5, 2021 at 7:12 pm

        oh hai Pee (sp)Ray,

        you get that HBD paperwork for Steve the Sailorman yet?

        This is what you get to tap, not those icky 40plus wimminz. Leave Amnjaw MArcunty to Hugo Swycher and all the other SWPL cucks boi!

      • P Ray
        January 5, 2021 at 10:03 pm

        The biggest problem people have with gay people is not that they’re gay, it’s that they like forcing their lifestyles upon others.

        Anyhow, I have the contacts to help me when I want to pay for teens and older.

        Any “free” relationship is very costly at the end.

        Also … every complaint women have about the behaviour and mentality of men, vanishes when he’s the guy other women want.

        That’s why if a woman comes into your life with complaints, she doesn’t like you, and you shouldn’t waste any time with her.

        Or if you do, just try to trigger her by pointing out how her time window is shrinking and she’ll never be able to afford property on her own.

  15. Jack Donovan
    January 6, 2021 at 9:47 am

    “The biggest problem people have with gay people is not that they’re gay, it’s that they like forcing their lifestyles upon others.”

    Force, eh? Nothing like some ‘lil last minute resistance, nothing a bottle or three of hard liquor won’t solve. You think Rooshie Dooshie was an innovator? He just stole, er, repurposed what we gaze been doin’ for years now. Now get that HBD paperwork, drink that drink and open up those buttcheeks! Wiping optional, we nazi’s like a lil funk if ya get my drift, Pee (sp)Ray!

  16. Jack Donovan
    January 6, 2021 at 9:49 am

    “Anyhow, I have the contacts to help me when I want to pay for teens and older.”

    You mean 1 800 Contacts really works and all that noise about selling me eyesore was just a screening tool set up by the juice?

    Cuck me a river, jordie, cuck me a river!

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