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Why do CEOs of Silly Valley Corporations Often Give off a ‘Manlet’ Vibe?

December 9, 2018 23 comments

Was feeling a bit lazy and therefore didn’t complete the article which I had originally intended to post, so here is a short and humorous placeholder. OK.. Have you noticed that many CEOs and founders of corporations in Silly Valley are a bit on smaller side? Some of you might think that this might have to do with the way they dress, their age or something along those lines. However a quick investigation (using Google) reveals that is not the case.

Consider the american bargain basement Lex Luthor.. I mean Jeff Bezos. According to Google, his height is 1.71 m (5 feet 7 inches) tall. He shares that height with Mark Suckerberg.. I mean Zuckerberg, who is also 1.17 m (5 feet 7 inches) tall. Sunder Pichai, though 1.8 m (5 feet 11 inches) tall has the body build of a starving Ethiopian farmer- in addition to a highly effeminate body language. Look at any of his presentations to understand what I am talking about. FYI, Sundar = beautiful (feminine) in many Indian languages.

Sergey Brin comes in at 1.73 m (5 feet 8 inches). Jack Drax.. I mean Dorsey, though 1.8 m (5 feet 11 inches) tall has an ectomorphic build- in addition to well.. not especially masculine facial features. Maybe that is why he needs a beard? Travis Kalanick, at 1.73 m (5 feet 8 inches) again, is always acting as if he was at a TED talk and that particular photo is representative of how he likes to be presented. So what is going on? Is there too much soy in the diet of these Silly Valley CEOs? Why so so many CEO from the Bay Area look like manlets?

What do you think? Comments?